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DRRP Inventory
TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
CLOTHES:
- Ben Stiller's aviator sunglasses, obviously.
- 1 set god tier pajamas (includes cowl, T-shirt, long-sleeved undershirt, track pants, grey sneakers)
- 1 Four Aces Suited ensemble (includes black tuxedo jacket with white scratched record insignia, black dress shirt, white tie, black slacks, and black dress shoes). Good to have for funerals.
- 2 wrist-warmers knitted by Meridiana
- 1 blue, green, and purple scarf crocheted by Ryoji
- 1 bathing suit
- 1 red track suit
- 1 Green Mascot Costume: A costume that makes one want to challenge various things just by wearing it. Looks like a dinosaur. RECEIVED FROM WASH
- 1 Baker's Smock: The essential accessory for a baker's assistant.
- Dave's Favorite Underwear x3: Dave's lucky boxer shorts. The plain red cotton's comfortably time-worn, but it still proudly displays the PlushRump logo on the back. RECEIVED FROM ALLIE.
- G-SICK: Known as the “disposable watch” for its lack of durability. However, since it’s cheap, it sells unusually well.
- 1 Monobear Kigurumi! Just in case you ever wanted to look like our adorable and fantastically sexy manager! It comes with pawfeets and gloves, and a hood, for that full authentic look.
- 1 Eternal Friendship Bracelet: Black, Red, and Gold: D-A-V-E
-Silver's Lucky Underwear x2: You're already accepted by your feathered weasel family, so show it off with these bright pink boxers. DISCLAIMER: Does not resolve your daddy issues. RECEIVED FROM ALLIE, RETURNED TO SILVER
- Isabelle's Lucky Underwear: A very small, very cute pair of panties with a little frill on the hem. They're decorated in a pawprint pattern. LOST AND FOUND
- Allie's Lucky Panties: Allison's favorite pair of purple panties. Say that five times fast. LOST AND FOUND
- Duster's Lucky Underwear: Merchandise for DCMC, the band Duster is a member of. These can also be used as armor. LOST AND FOUND
Ulysses' Lucky Underwear: Men's athletic underwear, similar to boxer-briefs. The aqua-colored material is both supportive and comfy. It won't leave a bulge or panty lines, even under the most form-fitting clothes. LOST AND FOUND
Warning Trousers x2: Ryoji’s favorite underwear. These neon yellow boxers can’t possibly be missed in the washing machine. The word “DANGEROUS” is printed in black letters on the backside. PROBABLY RETURNED TO RYOJI, SIGH
- Maya's Favorite Underwear: A pair of modest orange panties. They have the logo of the Steel Samurai on the butt.
KEY ITEMS:
- Electronic Student Handbook
- Week 2 Motive: A photograph of a girl crushed under a fallen building; only her legs, with her striped stockings and red slippers, are visible
- Kureha's ESH
- Wash's ESH
REGAINS:
- Liv Tyler: A stuffed bunny from some movie. Her holes and seams have been fastidiously repaired with purple yarn and her defense has been cleverly boosted with robot parts. She appears to have been both disarmed and deactivated and offers no more protection than any other stuffed animal.
- Terezi Pyrope's scratched caegar: A double-headed coin featuring some alien with horns. The alien's eyes have been scratched out on one side, which more or less defeats the purpose of said double-headed coin except in an #aesthetic sort of way. RECEIVED FROM WASH
- Smuppet: A brightly colored, disturbingly nude felt puppet with wide eyes, pronounced buttocks, and a long, girthy...nose. Yes. You're sure that's what it is. Okay who are you kidding it's a penis. SINGED BY FUTO, THANKS FOR TRYING, FUTO
-Smuppet x12: A brightly colored, disturbingly nude felt puppet with wide eyes, pronounced buttocks, and a long, girthy...nose. Yes. You're sure that's what it is. Okay who are you kidding it's a penis. UNBURNT, RECEIVED WITH ALLIE, LOST TO TUCKER'S BLACK HOLE OF A ROOM, EVISCERATED FOR MERIDIANA
- Birthday Letters: A stack of colorful "Happy Birthday!" letters that appear to have been written by a bunch of thirteen-year-olds. They come in red, purple, green, and blue, and appear to be either from or to a boy named John.
- SBaHJifier: This camera creates a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comic based on anything it takes a picture of. RECEIVED FROM TSUKIYAMA
- Smuppet x2 - A brightly colored, disturbingly nude felt puppet with wide eyes, pronounced buttocks, and a long, girthy...nose. Yes. You're sure that's what it is. Okay who are you kidding it's a penis. FUCKIN'.
-Hoodie: A sleeveless, rust-red hoodie. It has two cargo pockets on the front for the monster hunter on the go. RETURNED TO ALLIE
-Silver's Handkerchief: It looks kind of old and has the name SILVER sewn into it. It's loaded with sentimental value. RETURNED TO SILVER
-School Photo: A photo that looks like a fifth grade basketball team. The only one not in uniform is the towering alien in full-body aqua armor standing behind the group. But it's holding a basketball just like the rest of the team. RETURNED TO TUCKER
-Allie's Lucky Panties: Allison's favorite pair of purple panties. Say that five times fast. RETURNED TO ALLIE
-Honchkrow's Pokéball: Another Pokéball, but this time with a crazy bird. There is no obstacle too great for him to fly into. RETURNED TO SILVER
DEAD SHIT (SHIT FROM THE DEAD): Now hosted on a shelf from Monobear! Thanks, Monobear!
- A copy of Wario's document
- Rufioh's "god tier" pajamas
- Drawings of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff characters alongside pictures of Rufioh's friends dressed as anime characters. RECEIVED FROM TSUKIYAMA
- Wario's hat in a jar. RECEIVED FROM TSUKIYAMA. Dave has managed to wash the blood out of it, so it is 100% more of a socially acceptable thing to be hoarding in one's bedroom off a dead guy.
- Picture Book Scraps: The scraps of a colourful picture book that was spitefully destroyed by the invisible storm. Collected and saved by a very clever bear. Growl growl!
- Wedding ring: A plain gold men’s wedding band. Careful about using it in the hotel – we wouldn’t want anything to happen to you. RECEIVED FROM ALLIE
- One of Maya's hair baubles
- Lord Kayneth's Encyclopedia of Arcane Secrets: A dusty old tome that is apparently a collection of research into a really unnecessarily complicated system of magic. On the cover, it says it was compiled by someone named Waver El-Melloi II Velvet.
- Golden Flute: A musical instrument played sideways like a flute, but it's shaped more like a clarinet. It has some rainbow lights near the end that can light up when you play it.
- Helmet: An aqua-colored helmet with a highly advanced HUD that includes a radio and megaphone, as well as an internal memory. Most of the files have been erased and without a network to update from the HUD is useless.
- The Meta’s Helmet: A white and gold rounded helmet. It has a highly advanced HUD that includes a radio, voice modulator and megaphone as well as internal memory. Most of the files have been erased and without a network to update from the HUD is mostly useless. If you stare at it for too long you may begin to hear soft growling and several distinct voices whispering in the back of your head.
- Newspaper Clipping: A newspaper article with the headline "Colorful Space Marines Stop Corruption." The description under the picture reads Pictured above, the Red and Blue troopers of Project Freelancer receive a full pardon from UNSC Oversight Chairman and Charon Industries CEO, Malcom Hargrove.
- Wash's Note: Not sleepwalking, just couldn’t sleep. Going to check something out upstairs. It feels close to enough to morning announcements and I’ll be gone five minutes. If you're reading this stay in the room. I mean it, Dave. I'll be right back.
- Wash's Letter; has now been opened and read
- Krazy Straw: Instantly makes any beverage the coolest ever. Of all time. Comes in red, yellow, orange, blue, purple, and green. GAVE ONE TO WASH; THE ONE REMAINING IS DAVE'S
- Agent Washington’s Helmet: A steel grey armoured helmet with yellow accents and an orange visor. It has a highly advanced HUD that includes a radio, voice modulator and megaphone as well as internal memory. Most of the files have been erased and without a network to update from the HUD is mostly useless.
-Fresh Chrysanthemums x4: A bouquet of fresh chrysanthemums in a variety of colors. In the meaning of flowers, chrysanthemums signify "life and rebirth". 1 LEFT ON THE MEMORIAL, 2 IN THE PROCESS OF PRESSING, 1 PLACED ON MERIDIANA'S BED
- Red Chinchilla Stuffed Animal (vaguely rabbit-shaped) wearing Maya's green magatama and Dave's boxers.
- In-Vitro Rose x2: A rose in a test tube; very suitable for sending to someone as a gift. In the language of flowers, red roses mean “love”.
DOODLES:
On paper:
- Bathing suits (with Meridiana)
- A Smuppet
- Disturbing parallels and also dicks
- Junk Monobear
- His turntables
- Duster GIVEN TO DUSTER
- SWAP MEAT
On the walls of room #101:
- A giant dick made of sticky notes (all extensively written on) after Kayneth's inspiring words. Currently covered by pieces of paper taped on top for decency's sake.
- A large, scribbly portrait of Karkat
- A large, scribbly portrait of Terezi
- A large, scribbly portrait of the Mayor
- "they wait for he who would drop it like its hot whilst the pimps in the crib"
- After the end of Week 3 and the true rise of his dead shit collection, Dave will no longer let people into his room, so any new wall scrawlings are a ~mystery~
FOOD:
-1 chocolate mint provided to his room EATEN IMMEDIATELY
- Salt x2: A basic seasoning mostly taken from seawater. Has various uses, such as flavoring or preserving food.
- A Boxed Lunch About This Big x3: A boxed lunch with rice balls, minced ginger, sesame seeds, carrots, peppers, shiitake mushrooms, burdock roots, lotus roots, and butterburs. There’s no meat in it at all, so it’s good for vegetarians.
-Cola-Cola x2 - A carbonated drink that combines strong stimulation with sickly sweetness. Its ability to be combined with junk food is ironclad. ONE RECEIVED FROM ISABELLE CONSUMED
- Apple juice x infinity. He's started hoarding bottles in his room.
- Marvellous Prince x3: Ready-to-eat children’s curry. A curry that uses an abundance of expensive ingredients that you wouldn’t expect of a children’s food.
- Root Beer Poppers: A sugary-sweet candy that tastes like root beer. Bet you can't have just one!
-Champagne x2: Fancy champagne favored by a certain hotel. It's very expensive and pretty tasty... though, does it taste of victory or defeat? CONSUMED
-Necroissant: A croissant made entirely out of pitch-black materials. It looks burnt, but doesn’t taste bad at all. CONSUMED
-Donut Floaty Ring: A giant donut usable as a floaty ring. Naturally, you can eat it while floating in the sea as well. There are various prints, as well. CONSUMED
- Green Tea Crepes: These unusual crepes are green. The color is a little off-putting... oh, but they’re delicious!
- Sunflower Seeds: Seeds from a flower that blooms towards the sun. When you eat them they taste like peanuts.
JUNK:
- Oblaat: A thin, easily-dissolvable film made from starch. It’s useful for when you need to swallow a bitter pill, or to speak badly of someone.
-Vise: A tool to tightly clamp objects such as iron in place for processing. Even just the name gives a sense of overwhelming power. GIVEN TO DUSTER
-Eternal Friendship Bracelet x2: A handmade bracelet made by weaving several threads together. They say that if you create one once, you can never cut it again. TRADED TO HARUKA
-Drill Chin: An accessory shaped like a drill jutting out from one’s chin. It’s said to symbolize Spiral power. TRADED TO ALLIE
- Gloves of Tomorrow x3: Boxing gloves ingrained with much effort and passion. When you wear them, you will want to make cross-counters.
-Scarab Brooch: A brooch modelled on an insect regarded as holy in ancient times. They are also more commonly called dung beetles. TRADED TO RYOJI
-Genius Author Fountain Pen: A fountain pen used by a late, great novelist. The soul of the novelist dwells within it, and no matter who uses the pen, they can only write this same sentence. “I am no longer human.” TRADED TO ISABELLE
-Tears of Asura x2: A gemstone passed down amongst ancient superhumans. “Even devils can have friendship!” “You big putz…!” And thus, he cried. BOTH TRADED TO TSUKIYAMA
- Mineral Water: A drink made of processed deep-sea water, for the modern consumer who is dissatisfied with ordinary tap water.
- White Rabbit Earmuffs: A popular item from the gothic lolita fashion brand “Inabauer”.
- Rose Whip: A whip made with real roses. Even beautiful roses have thorns.
- Brand-New Sarashi: Cotton cloth that was worn as undergarments and bandages in the old days. Wrapping this around yourself will tense your body and soul.
- Ancient Era Tour Ticket: A travel ticket with “Journey to the continent of Mu with the ancient ones for three days and four nights!” written on it.
- What-If FAX x2: If you speak into this telephone about the world you hope for, a full-length novel themed around it will be continuously sent by fax. (He already has one of these from Ulysses so this one's up for grabs)
- Zullion Ray Gun: A gun created with over-technology. The rays it fires can destroy molecules on contact. Unfortunately, since it has no battery pack, it can’t shoot.
- Millennium Prize Problems x4: Seven mathematics problems issued by the Clay Mathematics Institute in America. The prize money for solving even one of them is a million dollars.
-Antique Doll: A ceramic doll with a head made of porcelain. There are many collectors of such dolls nowadays, thanks to their precise construction and the beauty of their miniature clothes. TRADED TO HARUKA
- Love Affair Ring: A pinky ring that will bring you affection if you wear it on your right hand, bring you romance if you wear it on your left hand, and bring ruin upon you if you wear it on both.
- Silent Caller Phone: A mysterious telephone where you can’t hear the voice of the person on the other end of the line. The other person can’t hear what you’re saying, either.
- Roller Slippers: Slippers with wheels in the heels. They were invented so that one could move around comfortably in their own home, even though nobody ever asked for such a thing.
- Portable Gaming System: A portable gaming system that’s a huge hit. It also includes a music player and a movie playback system. (Dave already has one!)
- Vise: A tool to tightly clamp objects such as iron in place for processing. Even just the name gives a sense of overwhelming power.
- Love Affair Ring: A pinky ring that will bring you affection if you wear it on your right hand, bring you romance if you wear it on your left hand, and bring ruin upon you if you wear it on both.
- Project Zombie x3: A portable-gaming-system-exclusive game that was cancelled before release. An R-rated game in which a female rock vocalist treats zombies like her slaves.
- Cat-Dog Press: A magazine characterized by its cover featuring a cat and a dog. At a glance, it looks like a pet breeding book, but it’s actually got more articles on beds. It has a good reputation in middle- and high-school health departments.
- Hand Bra: A brassiere made to look as if they’re completely covered by a pair of hands. As stated by the tag line, “The left and right hands are for support only”, wearing it gives a new sensation.
- Lotion + Tissues: A box of tissues and a pump bottle of lotion. The lotion is pink and very moisturizing, and smells like cherries. TUCKER YOU MOTHERFUCKER HE CAN'T PAWN THIS OFF FAST ENOUGH.
- Crane & Tortoise Diamond: A diamond ring that embodies the Platonic ideal of engagement rings. However, this is a glass replica.
-Beehive: NOT THE BEES! FOISTED ON TSUKIYAMA
- Golden Gun x2: A replica of a gun used by a certain assassin. It seems to be missing a part, and the firing mechanism doesn’t work.
- Endless Dandelion: A toy dandelion. It’s fun to blo~w the seeds away. The flying seeds have a thin thread still connecting them, so you can wind them back up and have as much fun as you want.
- Kirlian Camera: A camera that can take kirlian photographs. Unfortunately, it has no film.
- Blueberry Perfume: A perfume popular amongst men. The smell attracts ladies, but guys hate it.
- Pumice: A porous stone spewed out from a volcano. You can use it to scrape off old, calloused skin from your heels.
- Second Jacket Button: A school uniform button that suddenly shoots up in value during graduation season. Sometimes you can even get a reservation on one ahead of time.
- Forehead Glasses: It seems that if you chant a certain spell while wearing these glasses, you will be able to hold conversations with inanimate objects.
- The Secret of Omoplata: A secret book that tells of Brazillian ju-jitsu joint locking techniques that heavily involve the shoulder joints. Omoplata means “shoulder blade”.
COOL STUFF:
- Iron-Nicking Sword: A sword that cannot cut iron. It can’t cut living things either. In other words it’s useless. RECEIVED FROM SILVER
- Crystal Skull: A skull made out of a single piece of crystal. It is wrapped in mystery, as it is thought that older civilizations did not have the tools to make such a thing. It’s known as an OOPArt. RECEIVED FROM HARUKA
- Kirlian Camera: A camera that can take kirlian photographs. Unfortunately, it has no film. RECEIVED FROM ALLIE
- Meteorite Arrow: An arrow discovered in ancient ruins. The arrowhead is made from a meteorite. They say that being cut by this arrow will allow one to see evil spirits. RECEIVED FROM RYOJI
- Pagan Dance: A portable-gaming-system-exclusive game that was cancelled before release. An R-rated game in which you become a huge god and bring divine retribution on humans one after another.
- Portable Gaming System: A portable gaming system that’s a huge hit. It also includes a music player and a movie playback system.
- Mono-poly Set: The only difference from the original is that has Monobear's face all over it. No more can be done to something that is already enough to destroy families and ruin friendships as it is.
- Eternal Friendship Bracelet x6: A handmade bracelet made by weaving several threads together. They say that if you create one once, you can never cut it again.
- War God Talisman: A charm with the letters of Kashima-Daimyoujin, a god of military arts, written on it.
- Showa Radio: A classic-style radio, with a retro appearance but state-of-the-art technology on the inside. However, you can’t listen to radio broadcasts in the school.
- Box of Crayons: This 52-box of crayons has all of the colors you could possibly ever need to create a masterpiece: red, magenta, and fifty shades from white to black.
- Hair Scissors: There are no barbershops in Hope’s Peak Academy, so all the students cut their own hair. RECEIVED FROM HARUKA
- Eighteen lifesize cardboard cut-outs of- ...who's this douchebag? In any case he's very large and comes with a free plate of mapo tofu!
- A dark crimson ribbon rose made by Tsukiyama. A symbol of mourning. RECEIVED FROM TSUKIYAMA.
- Berserker Armor x2: Armor that grants its wearer power like that of a berserker. As compensation, it erodes the wearer’s life force.
- Tamagushi: A sakaki branch used in Shinto rituals. It’s used as an offering to connect God and humanity.
- Super Strategy Encyclopedia: A book containing tricks for every game there is. It’s a must-read for gaming fans. IS THIS SOMEONE'S IDEA OF A CRUEL JOKE.
- Water Flute: A flute that makes a small birdsong-like sound when you pour water into the container and blow into the pipe.
- Comb Scissors: Scissors for combing hair. No, the edge hasn’t gotten scratched up.
- Moon Rock: A rock brought back from the Apollo moon landing. The composition of moon rocks varies based on where they’re taken from. This rock was taken from the “Sea of Tranquility”.
OKAY WE'RE IN A SERIOUS CORPSE-LOOTING ADDICTION STAGE NOW...
ULYSSES:
- Lion Helmet: An aqua and white space helmet with a lion head design. The eyes can also function as headlights.
- Rainbow Biscuits: Easily-preservable hardtack used in emergency rations. One can enjoy seven different flavors.
- Rations: A set of military rations including canned food and ready-to-eat meals. They’re very delicious, and a snake who loves playing hide-and-seek likes them.
- Project Zombie x2: A portable-gaming-system-exclusive game that was cancelled before release. An R-rated game in which a female rock vocalist treats zombies like her slaves.
- What-If FAX: If you speak into this telephone about the world you hope for, a full-length novel themed around it will be continuously sent by fax.
- Showa Radio: A classic-style radio, with a retro appearance but state-of-the-art technology on the inside. However, you can’t listen to radio broadcasts in the school.
- Crane & Tortoise Diamond: A diamond ring that embodies the Platonic ideal of engagement rings. However, this is a glass replica.
-Super Chinchilla Upholstery: A furry seat cover that shines a violent shade of red. Its refinement is as appropriate as possible. CONVERTED INTO A MESSENGER BAG BY TSUKIYAMA
-Donut Floaty Ring: A giant donut usable as a floaty ring. Naturally, you can eat it while floating in the sea as well. There are various prints, as well. CONSUMED
-Brown Afro Wig: A brown afro-styled wig. It's the kind of thing you'd expect from somebody's stage persona. RETURNED TO DUSTER
MERIDIANA:
-Cherry Blossom Bouquet: A bouquet of cherry tree branches. In the language of flowers, cherry blossoms mean “an exquisite beauty”. IN THE PROCESS OF PRESSING
- Maidenly Carry-On Bag: You’ll definitely want to take this with you if you ever go to “Maiden Doar”, the popular spot for buying female-oriented goods and doujin works.
- Small Light: When you light something with this light, it will become small… actually, no, it’s a flashlight the size of a matchbox.
- Kayneth's Parcel: Addressed to Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald. Inside is a raggedy old scrap of red fabric. Probably nothing important...
- Kureha's Promise Kiss: Honey held in a charming glass pot in the characteristic shape of a bear's head. The honey is particularly delicious when used to make honey ginger milk or honey porridge.
- Marvellous Prince: Ready-to-eat children’s curry. A curry that uses an abundance of expensive ingredients that you wouldn’t expect of a children’s food.
- Rations: A set of military rations including canned food and ready-to-eat meals. They’re very delicious, and a snake who loves playing hide-and-seek likes them.
- Golden Space Shuttle: Gold craftswork shaped like a jet plane or a space shuttle, excavated from the Colombian ruins. It’s known as an OOPArt.
- The Secret of Omoplata: A secret book that tells of Brazillian ju-jitsu joint locking techniques that heavily involve the shoulder joints. Omoplata means “shoulder blade”.
- Meteorite Arrow: An arrow discovered in ancient ruins. The arrowhead is made from a meteorite. They say that being cut by this arrow will allow one to see evil spirits.
CLOTHES:
- Ben Stiller's aviator sunglasses, obviously.
- 1 set god tier pajamas (includes cowl, T-shirt, long-sleeved undershirt, track pants, grey sneakers)
- 1 Four Aces Suited ensemble (includes black tuxedo jacket with white scratched record insignia, black dress shirt, white tie, black slacks, and black dress shoes). Good to have for funerals.
- 2 wrist-warmers knitted by Meridiana
- 1 blue, green, and purple scarf crocheted by Ryoji
- 1 bathing suit
- 1 red track suit
- 1 Green Mascot Costume: A costume that makes one want to challenge various things just by wearing it. Looks like a dinosaur. RECEIVED FROM WASH
- 1 Baker's Smock: The essential accessory for a baker's assistant.
- Dave's Favorite Underwear x3: Dave's lucky boxer shorts. The plain red cotton's comfortably time-worn, but it still proudly displays the PlushRump logo on the back. RECEIVED FROM ALLIE.
- G-SICK: Known as the “disposable watch” for its lack of durability. However, since it’s cheap, it sells unusually well.
- 1 Monobear Kigurumi! Just in case you ever wanted to look like our adorable and fantastically sexy manager! It comes with pawfeets and gloves, and a hood, for that full authentic look.
- 1 Eternal Friendship Bracelet: Black, Red, and Gold: D-A-V-E
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- Maya's Favorite Underwear: A pair of modest orange panties. They have the logo of the Steel Samurai on the butt.
KEY ITEMS:
- Electronic Student Handbook
- Week 2 Motive: A photograph of a girl crushed under a fallen building; only her legs, with her striped stockings and red slippers, are visible
- Kureha's ESH
- Wash's ESH
REGAINS:
- Liv Tyler: A stuffed bunny from some movie. Her holes and seams have been fastidiously repaired with purple yarn and her defense has been cleverly boosted with robot parts. She appears to have been both disarmed and deactivated and offers no more protection than any other stuffed animal.
- Terezi Pyrope's scratched caegar: A double-headed coin featuring some alien with horns. The alien's eyes have been scratched out on one side, which more or less defeats the purpose of said double-headed coin except in an #aesthetic sort of way. RECEIVED FROM WASH
- Smuppet: A brightly colored, disturbingly nude felt puppet with wide eyes, pronounced buttocks, and a long, girthy...nose. Yes. You're sure that's what it is. Okay who are you kidding it's a penis. SINGED BY FUTO, THANKS FOR TRYING, FUTO
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- Birthday Letters: A stack of colorful "Happy Birthday!" letters that appear to have been written by a bunch of thirteen-year-olds. They come in red, purple, green, and blue, and appear to be either from or to a boy named John.
- SBaHJifier: This camera creates a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comic based on anything it takes a picture of. RECEIVED FROM TSUKIYAMA
- Smuppet x2 - A brightly colored, disturbingly nude felt puppet with wide eyes, pronounced buttocks, and a long, girthy...nose. Yes. You're sure that's what it is. Okay who are you kidding it's a penis. FUCKIN'.
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DEAD SHIT (SHIT FROM THE DEAD): Now hosted on a shelf from Monobear! Thanks, Monobear!
- A copy of Wario's document
- Rufioh's "god tier" pajamas
- Drawings of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff characters alongside pictures of Rufioh's friends dressed as anime characters. RECEIVED FROM TSUKIYAMA
- Wario's hat in a jar. RECEIVED FROM TSUKIYAMA. Dave has managed to wash the blood out of it, so it is 100% more of a socially acceptable thing to be hoarding in one's bedroom off a dead guy.
- Picture Book Scraps: The scraps of a colourful picture book that was spitefully destroyed by the invisible storm. Collected and saved by a very clever bear. Growl growl!
- Wedding ring: A plain gold men’s wedding band. Careful about using it in the hotel – we wouldn’t want anything to happen to you. RECEIVED FROM ALLIE
- One of Maya's hair baubles
- Lord Kayneth's Encyclopedia of Arcane Secrets: A dusty old tome that is apparently a collection of research into a really unnecessarily complicated system of magic. On the cover, it says it was compiled by someone named Waver El-Melloi II Velvet.
- Golden Flute: A musical instrument played sideways like a flute, but it's shaped more like a clarinet. It has some rainbow lights near the end that can light up when you play it.
- Helmet: An aqua-colored helmet with a highly advanced HUD that includes a radio and megaphone, as well as an internal memory. Most of the files have been erased and without a network to update from the HUD is useless.
- The Meta’s Helmet: A white and gold rounded helmet. It has a highly advanced HUD that includes a radio, voice modulator and megaphone as well as internal memory. Most of the files have been erased and without a network to update from the HUD is mostly useless. If you stare at it for too long you may begin to hear soft growling and several distinct voices whispering in the back of your head.
- Newspaper Clipping: A newspaper article with the headline "Colorful Space Marines Stop Corruption." The description under the picture reads Pictured above, the Red and Blue troopers of Project Freelancer receive a full pardon from UNSC Oversight Chairman and Charon Industries CEO, Malcom Hargrove.
- Wash's Note: Not sleepwalking, just couldn’t sleep. Going to check something out upstairs. It feels close to enough to morning announcements and I’ll be gone five minutes. If you're reading this stay in the room. I mean it, Dave. I'll be right back.
- Wash's Letter; has now been opened and read
- Krazy Straw: Instantly makes any beverage the coolest ever. Of all time. Comes in red, yellow, orange, blue, purple, and green. GAVE ONE TO WASH; THE ONE REMAINING IS DAVE'S
- Agent Washington’s Helmet: A steel grey armoured helmet with yellow accents and an orange visor. It has a highly advanced HUD that includes a radio, voice modulator and megaphone as well as internal memory. Most of the files have been erased and without a network to update from the HUD is mostly useless.
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- Red Chinchilla Stuffed Animal (vaguely rabbit-shaped) wearing Maya's green magatama and Dave's boxers.
- In-Vitro Rose x2: A rose in a test tube; very suitable for sending to someone as a gift. In the language of flowers, red roses mean “love”.
DOODLES:
On paper:
- Bathing suits (with Meridiana)
- A Smuppet
- Disturbing parallels and also dicks
- Junk Monobear
- His turntables
- Duster GIVEN TO DUSTER
- SWAP MEAT
On the walls of room #101:
- A giant dick made of sticky notes (all extensively written on) after Kayneth's inspiring words. Currently covered by pieces of paper taped on top for decency's sake.
- A large, scribbly portrait of Karkat
- A large, scribbly portrait of Terezi
- A large, scribbly portrait of the Mayor
- "they wait for he who would drop it like its hot whilst the pimps in the crib"
- After the end of Week 3 and the true rise of his dead shit collection, Dave will no longer let people into his room, so any new wall scrawlings are a ~mystery~
FOOD:
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- Salt x2: A basic seasoning mostly taken from seawater. Has various uses, such as flavoring or preserving food.
- A Boxed Lunch About This Big x3: A boxed lunch with rice balls, minced ginger, sesame seeds, carrots, peppers, shiitake mushrooms, burdock roots, lotus roots, and butterburs. There’s no meat in it at all, so it’s good for vegetarians.
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- Apple juice x infinity. He's started hoarding bottles in his room.
- Marvellous Prince x3: Ready-to-eat children’s curry. A curry that uses an abundance of expensive ingredients that you wouldn’t expect of a children’s food.
- Root Beer Poppers: A sugary-sweet candy that tastes like root beer. Bet you can't have just one!
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- Green Tea Crepes: These unusual crepes are green. The color is a little off-putting... oh, but they’re delicious!
- Sunflower Seeds: Seeds from a flower that blooms towards the sun. When you eat them they taste like peanuts.
JUNK:
- Oblaat: A thin, easily-dissolvable film made from starch. It’s useful for when you need to swallow a bitter pill, or to speak badly of someone.
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- Gloves of Tomorrow x3: Boxing gloves ingrained with much effort and passion. When you wear them, you will want to make cross-counters.
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- Mineral Water: A drink made of processed deep-sea water, for the modern consumer who is dissatisfied with ordinary tap water.
- White Rabbit Earmuffs: A popular item from the gothic lolita fashion brand “Inabauer”.
- Rose Whip: A whip made with real roses. Even beautiful roses have thorns.
- Brand-New Sarashi: Cotton cloth that was worn as undergarments and bandages in the old days. Wrapping this around yourself will tense your body and soul.
- Ancient Era Tour Ticket: A travel ticket with “Journey to the continent of Mu with the ancient ones for three days and four nights!” written on it.
- What-If FAX x2: If you speak into this telephone about the world you hope for, a full-length novel themed around it will be continuously sent by fax. (He already has one of these from Ulysses so this one's up for grabs)
- Zullion Ray Gun: A gun created with over-technology. The rays it fires can destroy molecules on contact. Unfortunately, since it has no battery pack, it can’t shoot.
- Millennium Prize Problems x4: Seven mathematics problems issued by the Clay Mathematics Institute in America. The prize money for solving even one of them is a million dollars.
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- Love Affair Ring: A pinky ring that will bring you affection if you wear it on your right hand, bring you romance if you wear it on your left hand, and bring ruin upon you if you wear it on both.
- Silent Caller Phone: A mysterious telephone where you can’t hear the voice of the person on the other end of the line. The other person can’t hear what you’re saying, either.
- Roller Slippers: Slippers with wheels in the heels. They were invented so that one could move around comfortably in their own home, even though nobody ever asked for such a thing.
- Portable Gaming System: A portable gaming system that’s a huge hit. It also includes a music player and a movie playback system. (Dave already has one!)
- Vise: A tool to tightly clamp objects such as iron in place for processing. Even just the name gives a sense of overwhelming power.
- Love Affair Ring: A pinky ring that will bring you affection if you wear it on your right hand, bring you romance if you wear it on your left hand, and bring ruin upon you if you wear it on both.
- Project Zombie x3: A portable-gaming-system-exclusive game that was cancelled before release. An R-rated game in which a female rock vocalist treats zombies like her slaves.
- Cat-Dog Press: A magazine characterized by its cover featuring a cat and a dog. At a glance, it looks like a pet breeding book, but it’s actually got more articles on beds. It has a good reputation in middle- and high-school health departments.
- Hand Bra: A brassiere made to look as if they’re completely covered by a pair of hands. As stated by the tag line, “The left and right hands are for support only”, wearing it gives a new sensation.
- Lotion + Tissues: A box of tissues and a pump bottle of lotion. The lotion is pink and very moisturizing, and smells like cherries. TUCKER YOU MOTHERFUCKER HE CAN'T PAWN THIS OFF FAST ENOUGH.
- Crane & Tortoise Diamond: A diamond ring that embodies the Platonic ideal of engagement rings. However, this is a glass replica.
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- Golden Gun x2: A replica of a gun used by a certain assassin. It seems to be missing a part, and the firing mechanism doesn’t work.
- Endless Dandelion: A toy dandelion. It’s fun to blo~w the seeds away. The flying seeds have a thin thread still connecting them, so you can wind them back up and have as much fun as you want.
- Kirlian Camera: A camera that can take kirlian photographs. Unfortunately, it has no film.
- Blueberry Perfume: A perfume popular amongst men. The smell attracts ladies, but guys hate it.
- Pumice: A porous stone spewed out from a volcano. You can use it to scrape off old, calloused skin from your heels.
- Second Jacket Button: A school uniform button that suddenly shoots up in value during graduation season. Sometimes you can even get a reservation on one ahead of time.
- Forehead Glasses: It seems that if you chant a certain spell while wearing these glasses, you will be able to hold conversations with inanimate objects.
- The Secret of Omoplata: A secret book that tells of Brazillian ju-jitsu joint locking techniques that heavily involve the shoulder joints. Omoplata means “shoulder blade”.
COOL STUFF:
- Iron-Nicking Sword: A sword that cannot cut iron. It can’t cut living things either. In other words it’s useless. RECEIVED FROM SILVER
- Crystal Skull: A skull made out of a single piece of crystal. It is wrapped in mystery, as it is thought that older civilizations did not have the tools to make such a thing. It’s known as an OOPArt. RECEIVED FROM HARUKA
- Kirlian Camera: A camera that can take kirlian photographs. Unfortunately, it has no film. RECEIVED FROM ALLIE
- Meteorite Arrow: An arrow discovered in ancient ruins. The arrowhead is made from a meteorite. They say that being cut by this arrow will allow one to see evil spirits. RECEIVED FROM RYOJI
- Pagan Dance: A portable-gaming-system-exclusive game that was cancelled before release. An R-rated game in which you become a huge god and bring divine retribution on humans one after another.
- Portable Gaming System: A portable gaming system that’s a huge hit. It also includes a music player and a movie playback system.
- Mono-poly Set: The only difference from the original is that has Monobear's face all over it. No more can be done to something that is already enough to destroy families and ruin friendships as it is.
- Eternal Friendship Bracelet x6: A handmade bracelet made by weaving several threads together. They say that if you create one once, you can never cut it again.
- War God Talisman: A charm with the letters of Kashima-Daimyoujin, a god of military arts, written on it.
- Showa Radio: A classic-style radio, with a retro appearance but state-of-the-art technology on the inside. However, you can’t listen to radio broadcasts in the school.
- Box of Crayons: This 52-box of crayons has all of the colors you could possibly ever need to create a masterpiece: red, magenta, and fifty shades from white to black.
- Hair Scissors: There are no barbershops in Hope’s Peak Academy, so all the students cut their own hair. RECEIVED FROM HARUKA
- Eighteen lifesize cardboard cut-outs of- ...who's this douchebag? In any case he's very large and comes with a free plate of mapo tofu!
- A dark crimson ribbon rose made by Tsukiyama. A symbol of mourning. RECEIVED FROM TSUKIYAMA.
- Berserker Armor x2: Armor that grants its wearer power like that of a berserker. As compensation, it erodes the wearer’s life force.
- Tamagushi: A sakaki branch used in Shinto rituals. It’s used as an offering to connect God and humanity.
- Super Strategy Encyclopedia: A book containing tricks for every game there is. It’s a must-read for gaming fans. IS THIS SOMEONE'S IDEA OF A CRUEL JOKE.
- Water Flute: A flute that makes a small birdsong-like sound when you pour water into the container and blow into the pipe.
- Comb Scissors: Scissors for combing hair. No, the edge hasn’t gotten scratched up.
- Moon Rock: A rock brought back from the Apollo moon landing. The composition of moon rocks varies based on where they’re taken from. This rock was taken from the “Sea of Tranquility”.
OKAY WE'RE IN A SERIOUS CORPSE-LOOTING ADDICTION STAGE NOW...
ULYSSES:
- Lion Helmet: An aqua and white space helmet with a lion head design. The eyes can also function as headlights.
- Rainbow Biscuits: Easily-preservable hardtack used in emergency rations. One can enjoy seven different flavors.
- Rations: A set of military rations including canned food and ready-to-eat meals. They’re very delicious, and a snake who loves playing hide-and-seek likes them.
- Project Zombie x2: A portable-gaming-system-exclusive game that was cancelled before release. An R-rated game in which a female rock vocalist treats zombies like her slaves.
- What-If FAX: If you speak into this telephone about the world you hope for, a full-length novel themed around it will be continuously sent by fax.
- Showa Radio: A classic-style radio, with a retro appearance but state-of-the-art technology on the inside. However, you can’t listen to radio broadcasts in the school.
- Crane & Tortoise Diamond: A diamond ring that embodies the Platonic ideal of engagement rings. However, this is a glass replica.
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MERIDIANA:
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- Maidenly Carry-On Bag: You’ll definitely want to take this with you if you ever go to “Maiden Doar”, the popular spot for buying female-oriented goods and doujin works.
- Small Light: When you light something with this light, it will become small… actually, no, it’s a flashlight the size of a matchbox.
- Kayneth's Parcel: Addressed to Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald. Inside is a raggedy old scrap of red fabric. Probably nothing important...
- Kureha's Promise Kiss: Honey held in a charming glass pot in the characteristic shape of a bear's head. The honey is particularly delicious when used to make honey ginger milk or honey porridge.
- Marvellous Prince: Ready-to-eat children’s curry. A curry that uses an abundance of expensive ingredients that you wouldn’t expect of a children’s food.
- Rations: A set of military rations including canned food and ready-to-eat meals. They’re very delicious, and a snake who loves playing hide-and-seek likes them.
- Golden Space Shuttle: Gold craftswork shaped like a jet plane or a space shuttle, excavated from the Colombian ruins. It’s known as an OOPArt.
- The Secret of Omoplata: A secret book that tells of Brazillian ju-jitsu joint locking techniques that heavily involve the shoulder joints. Omoplata means “shoulder blade”.
- Meteorite Arrow: An arrow discovered in ancient ruins. The arrowhead is made from a meteorite. They say that being cut by this arrow will allow one to see evil spirits.