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[Holy shit. His body is not equipped. What the actual fuck, how does he handle this, is there even a handle to be found, has the handle fucked off spinning into outer space to lie on its own face being slightly less cool than it generally makes itself out to be, because there is no handle in reach for Dave, what even is this.
IT'S SO CUTE HE'S GONNA DIE.
His face broadens into a wide, open smile without any consultation with his brain, but that's okay, this guy is adorable. Dave adores it. I just met you, and I love you. DEDENNE ARE THE BEST.]
Hey, little buddy. 'Sup?
IT'S SO CUTE HE'S GONNA DIE.
His face broadens into a wide, open smile without any consultation with his brain, but that's okay, this guy is adorable. Dave adores it. I just met you, and I love you. DEDENNE ARE THE BEST.]
Hey, little buddy. 'Sup?
[SURPRISE, IT'S MORTIMER. Who is a Very Smart Mouse, he'll have you know. Smart enough to understand how the Gear works, at least, given that he's waving like he's well aware that someone else is on the other side of it.]
Denne!
Denne!
[Hearing the cry of his species, Dave's Wiglaf turns aside from the chat he was having with Wart and scampers over to and up Dave like he's a jungle gym. He reaches Dave's shoulder, twitches his whiskers a few times as if he could smell Mortimer over the 'Gear, and despite not having an olfactory answer, decides Mortimer is Okay People and squeaks a return greeting.]
Dedenne!
[Dave has to cover his mouth. It's too cute. This is too much. His cheeks are gonna break.]
Right. Dude, this is Wiglaf, 's nice to meet you and such. And how're you doing this fine day?
Dedenne!
[Dave has to cover his mouth. It's too cute. This is too much. His cheeks are gonna break.]
Right. Dude, this is Wiglaf, 's nice to meet you and such. And how're you doing this fine day?
[As a matter of fact, he is...actually about to prove he's Smarter Than The Average Bear Mouse™, as evidenced by a quick scamper to fuss around with the Gear, an abrupt disconnecting of the video, and moments thereafter — ]
m o r t y mo r t y mm m m o r t y !! !
m o r t y mo r t y mm m m o r t y !! !
[Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. OH MY GOSH.]
Heeeyy, Wiglaf, dudeski can write! Holy shit, that is so cool.
[At this point, Wart's gotten curious, too, and comes over to watch over Dave's shoulder as he replies, reading aloud as he types for Wiglaf's benefit.]
morty huh?
enchante
you met wiglaf and im dave
hey do you happen to be miss everetts dedenne mortimer??
Heeeyy, Wiglaf, dudeski can write! Holy shit, that is so cool.
[At this point, Wart's gotten curious, too, and comes over to watch over Dave's shoulder as he replies, reading aloud as he types for Wiglaf's benefit.]
morty huh?
enchante
you met wiglaf and im dave
hey do you happen to be miss everetts dedenne mortimer??
Edited (WHHHHOOPS) 2016-02-26 22:31 (UTC)
It doesn't help when one of your main sources of information is a trickster god. I always have to bribe him to get anything useful. And it's not like I've ever been to the demon world.
... It might be nice to visit, but I don't think I could. Not even with the barrier down.
Anyway, tell me about these trolls you know.
... It might be nice to visit, but I don't think I could. Not even with the barrier down.
Anyway, tell me about these trolls you know.
t a ll
t o rea c h
t a bl e
m o r t y
t oo s m a ll
t o rea c h
t a bl e
m o r t y
t oo s m a ll
oh yeah ok
so theyre aliens from another dimension but they actually look pretty much the same as humans except theyre grey and they got horns
and different color blood upon which they base some kind of fucked up militaristic caste system
and they reproduce by jacking off in sync into a bucket and feeding it to a grub??
i usually tune out when they get to explaining that part
so theyre aliens from another dimension but they actually look pretty much the same as humans except theyre grey and they got horns
and different color blood upon which they base some kind of fucked up militaristic caste system
and they reproduce by jacking off in sync into a bucket and feeding it to a grub??
i usually tune out when they get to explaining that part
Interesting. So how did you come into contact with them?
[It's a good thing Karkat isn't here to witness the tiny 'eee' of delight Dave makes. That would just be embarrassing. (Wart is embarrassed.)]
i tell you what morty
cooperation is key
youre gonna go far in life with that
do you get him stuff from the table i bet his arms are too short
i tell you what morty
cooperation is key
youre gonna go far in life with that
do you get him stuff from the table i bet his arms are too short
What's their culture like aside from the caste system and the reproductive aspect?
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