well yeah
junior's awesome
i'd be a total asshole not to be proud of him
junior's awesome
i'd be a total asshole not to be proud of him
[sorry about your bro, buddy]
pretty sure he'd kick all our asses at basketball he's like 6 feet tall now
kinda wish he was here, he'd like all this shit
pretty sure he'd kick all our asses at basketball he's like 6 feet tall now
kinda wish he was here, he'd like all this shit
ok ok
if you want me to teach you the sweetest moves in b ball you got it man
name time and place, you got it
if you want me to teach you the sweetest moves in b ball you got it man
name time and place, you got it
and i probably wasn't really clear that iv'e been in the military a dumbass long time and haven't played sports in years
pretty sure we're even
pretty sure we're even
ok and?
trust me you're no worse than other people i know back home i promise you that
trust me you're no worse than other people i know back home i promise you that
trust me i've had worse students
you'll be fine dave
you'll be fine dave
yeah that works
i'm currently not employed so not doing shit
just let me know when i guess
i'm currently not employed so not doing shit
just let me know when i guess
Oh?
[A couple of minutes later...]
This is great!
I've never heard music like this before! :o
[A couple of minutes later...]
This is great!
I've never heard music like this before! :o
Really never?
[BETRAYAL. BETRAYED. THE COOLNESS IS A LIE.]
But it felt
um
sort of warm, I guess? And welcoming or comforting, somehow. Sort of like knowing I was being accepted without question.
Like a really good hug, but just for a second?
[It's a good thing they're doing this over text, because she's turning as red as Dave's magic jammies all over again.]
Or I guess
It was like I was telling Ruby everything about how much she's meant to me, and how much her friendship has meant, and that she believed I was real without hesitation, just
all at once. If that makes sense.
[Another short pause.]
Wait do you mean you kissed one of the trolls
But it felt
um
sort of warm, I guess? And welcoming or comforting, somehow. Sort of like knowing I was being accepted without question.
Like a really good hug, but just for a second?
[It's a good thing they're doing this over text, because she's turning as red as Dave's magic jammies all over again.]
Or I guess
It was like I was telling Ruby everything about how much she's meant to me, and how much her friendship has meant, and that she believed I was real without hesitation, just
all at once. If that makes sense.
[Another short pause.]
Wait do you mean you kissed one of the trolls
It seemed like it might be a little relevant!
[If you don't want your alien-smooching habits discussed then don't make your exclusions that specific, sir.]
And I'm not sure what all that exactly meant but I think so?
Like
It feels like it shouldn't be a big deal but also kind of like it is?
It's strange and not just strange like the way all the police and nurses look alike.
[If you don't want your alien-smooching habits discussed then don't make your exclusions that specific, sir.]
And I'm not sure what all that exactly meant but I think so?
Like
It feels like it shouldn't be a big deal but also kind of like it is?
It's strange and not just strange like the way all the police and nurses look alike.

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