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[callbacks]

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[awesmazings]

[...hang on just give him a minute to...process all of that.]

thats super scary!!
is there anything I can do?

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[callbacks]

if pickles turn up in your dreams
destroy them

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[awesmazings]

okay
okay got it ill do that
im so glad you understand my problem ive been scared of these stupid things all my life

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[callbacks]

dude of course
im nothing if not a chill and understanding guy
seriously though watch out for clowns especially if theyre religious aliens and also try to find someone who can see the future and steer you away from bad decisions like that henceforth
youll be thankful for it later

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[callbacks]

holy shit dude
this is some polar express level gift delivery!
i thought you were just sending over some snacks and blankets not an entire february survival kit care package
i bet the girls are gonna love it

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[awesmazings]

theres lotsa clowns back home
I knew they were dangerous but i didnt think they were THAT bad

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[callbacks]

id say im sure there are nice clowns
but honestly ive never met one
dude dont you work in a circus

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[awesmazings]

oh yeah its just that the clowns back home arent like people dressed up as clowns here
theyre like
REAL clowns
all the time clowns

[If you thought Jimmy was going to be making any more sense today, you were mistaken.]

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[callbacks]

isnt
that what clowns
are?
people dressed up as clowns i mean

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[awesmazings]

no no theres a difference
there are people dressed as clowns
and then there are people who /are/ clowns
the people who really commit
the people here aren't clowns all the time

does that make sense

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[callbacks]

oh
huh
yeah i get you
thats interesting i didnt know there were people like that

you said they were dangerous?

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[awesmazings]

oh yeah they can be really rough
I mean I like to see the best in people but they take being clowns SUPER seriously
not everybody can be one either, so

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[callbacks]

what do they like hold auditions or something

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[awesmazings]

weeeeell
not really auditions but
me and my friend Beezy kindof...sortof wanted to try and join them once


it didnt work

[Text]

[crouching_sin]

Good. Let me know if you need anything else, okay? I'm not a fan of the cold, either.

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[callbacks]

were you ok

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[awesmazings]

oh yeah we were fine! I just dont think im gonna go to Clownburg anymore if I can help it
pickles are still way worse than clowns anyway

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[callbacks]

a whole city of clowns
ugh
anyway what do you do when you go to like hamburger shops
arent there pickles everywhere

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[awesmazings]

maybe yeah
but i cant let something im afraid of ruin everyone elses fun, yaknow?
i just try to stay away from them as much as I can

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[callbacks]

well ill tell you what
pickles dont even taste that good
so someday when youre in town well hang out and hit the local eateries and there will be no pickles on or around anyones sacred friendship sandwiches

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[awesmazings]

youre the BEST Dave

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[callbacks]

i know

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[awesmazings]

by the way sorry about texting you all of a sudden
i just felt like i really needed to tell somebody that
...i dunno why

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[callbacks]

its ok
i get that urge all the time
usually when people are busy or in the bathroom or something
i mean its not usually to bare the most vulnerable organs of my soul but sometimes you just gotta spill about a shitty movie i just saw in someones empty pesterchum window you know??
so no big
im always up for chats of any genre or depth

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[awesmazings]

yeah that makes sense
i really like talking to people too! i just dont usually talk about
idk stuff like this i guess
i prefer talking about more fun stuff like pokemon or airplanes or something like that