ok well i dont have all the facts about this because it involves alien horseshit and im strictly anti that but apparently i shat all over a clowns ancestral religion once by accident and he actually went into my friends and my dreams and planted like weird voodoo nightmare shit in there so we had these irrational not necessarily fears but intense discomfort around certain things things that turned out to be legitimately evil like jesus fuck thats not even the voodoo talking its been attested to by multiple sources but anyway im thinking maybe youve been similarly cursed with the pickle stuff its possible
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but apparently i shat all over a clowns ancestral religion once by accident
and he actually went into my friends and my dreams and planted like
weird voodoo nightmare shit in there so we had these irrational
not necessarily fears
but intense discomfort around certain things
things that turned out to be legitimately evil like jesus fuck thats not even the voodoo talking its been attested to by multiple sources
but anyway im thinking maybe youve been similarly cursed with the pickle stuff
its possible