Hey, fuckstain, if you hadn't been such an evasive tool about all of this and, you know, actually talked to me like I told you to, then I wouldn't have had to!
[Y e s, he is dealing with the situation masterfully. Not.
He pushes himself up creakily to his feet, holding out a hand for Dave once he's fully upright. It has less to do with actually moving than getting this worthless human out of that... really, really, really pathetic-looking pose, but he won't say that ever. Just no.]
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Hey, fuckstain, if you hadn't been such an evasive tool about all of this and, you know, actually talked to me like I told you to, then I wouldn't have had to!
[Y e s, he is dealing with the situation masterfully. Not.
He pushes himself up creakily to his feet, holding out a hand for Dave once he's fully upright. It has less to do with actually moving than getting this worthless human out of that... really, really, really pathetic-looking pose, but he won't say that ever. Just no.]
Come on, time to get up.