[Dave huffs a very little bit when Karkat takes the shades, but doesn't actually protest. What does the dude have against stylish ironic eyewear, geez. At least it makes it easier to press his forehead to Karkat's and hold him close and pretend he's not being a clingy infant about this entire ordeal.]
Naw. No way, dude, not ever. It's...he didn't do anything to me, so dumping Bro shit on him and making comparisons would just, it'd make him feel bad and it'd make me feel bad, and it's not like either of us would get any closure on our bullshit 'cause he's not Bro and I'm not--I'm not his cousin. Brother. Guy.
[...That probably said too much, right there. He shakes his head a little, eyes shut.]
It's me, it's not him. Our damage just intersects in really unfortunate ways, so it's not...it's not, I don't know. His business, I guess? [Bleh. He nuzzles in closer.] If I can barely even bring myself to acknowledge that shit with you, I'm definitely not gonna touch it with him.
Well yes I am a host on a Digimon podcast, there is some level of obligation there
Naw. No way, dude, not ever. It's...he didn't do anything to me, so dumping Bro shit on him and making comparisons would just, it'd make him feel bad and it'd make me feel bad, and it's not like either of us would get any closure on our bullshit 'cause he's not Bro and I'm not--I'm not his cousin. Brother. Guy.
[...That probably said too much, right there. He shakes his head a little, eyes shut.]
It's me, it's not him. Our damage just intersects in really unfortunate ways, so it's not...it's not, I don't know. His business, I guess? [Bleh. He nuzzles in closer.] If I can barely even bring myself to acknowledge that shit with you, I'm definitely not gonna touch it with him.