[For one long-stretched second, Dave looks like he's seriously contemplating mooshing a chicken nugget into Karkat's hair.]
I'm not so desperately fucked up over this I need to cheat on you, dude.
[The chicken nugget's popped into his mouth in the end, but he's not done. He covers his mouth, chews, swallows, and continues:]
Like, first of all, fuck getting into it again with someone else, I am not about that endless snot and dehydration life.
[And honestly, the number of people who'd get his situation without weeks of explanation? He can't count it on one hand, but only because there's nothing to count.]
Second of all, fuck getting into it with someone who's not gonna cuddle me while saying derogatory things about my intelligence. Such a person obviously wouldn't get me and my complex emotional needs, I am a delicate peach who must be treated properly, no one feels me like you do, et cetera. Aw hell yes, Angry Spearow toys.
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I'm not so desperately fucked up over this I need to cheat on you, dude.
[The chicken nugget's popped into his mouth in the end, but he's not done. He covers his mouth, chews, swallows, and continues:]
Like, first of all, fuck getting into it again with someone else, I am not about that endless snot and dehydration life.
[And honestly, the number of people who'd get his situation without weeks of explanation? He can't count it on one hand, but only because there's nothing to count.]
Second of all, fuck getting into it with someone who's not gonna cuddle me while saying derogatory things about my intelligence. Such a person obviously wouldn't get me and my complex emotional needs, I am a delicate peach who must be treated properly, no one feels me like you do, et cetera. Aw hell yes, Angry Spearow toys.
[Why.]