[He holds onto his tuberous hostages with put-upon, stubborn resolve, but, fie! That crunchy golden surface glistening with fucking fryer oil, the aroma of miscellaneous poultry parts whose provenance was better left unquestioned...Fair chicken nugget doth draw the Goode Knight's eyes, and Dave is but mortal; he falters.
His gaze flicks from the chicken to Karkat's face and back, and, yeah, that's it, his determination crumbles like the cheap piece of shit it is, and he's not even mad, though he pretends to be.]
Fiiiiine.
[He relinquishes the fries. It's because this is fair reparation for Karkat's TREASON and not because Dave made him laugh and feels like a superhero, okay. But even before he can take a bite, Karkat's (awesome, amazing, fucking adorable) smile catches, spreads on Dave's face, too.
He takes a small, smiling bite, chews and swallows politely, and then gestures with the rest of the nugget.]
Just so you know, that? Total wedlock ritual. We're human married now, hope you're cool with that. Tax benefits, hurrah.
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His gaze flicks from the chicken to Karkat's face and back, and, yeah, that's it, his determination crumbles like the cheap piece of shit it is, and he's not even mad, though he pretends to be.]
Fiiiiine.
[He relinquishes the fries. It's because this is fair reparation for Karkat's TREASON and not because Dave made him laugh and feels like a superhero, okay. But even before he can take a bite, Karkat's (awesome, amazing, fucking adorable) smile catches, spreads on Dave's face, too.
He takes a small, smiling bite, chews and swallows politely, and then gestures with the rest of the nugget.]
Just so you know, that? Total wedlock ritual. We're human married now, hope you're cool with that. Tax benefits, hurrah.