NO DAVE IT IS NOT FUCKING FINE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE WART HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU A POKÉMON?? GOD NO DON'T EVEN ANSWER I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYMORE I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS PLACE, DAVE. IT WAS FINE FOR A WHILE BUT ALL THE BULLSHIT THIS PAST MONTH HAS BEEN TOO MUCH I MEAN IT'S NOT AS BAD AS THE GAME WAS BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK WOULD BE, BUT I'M FUCKING FED UP OF ALL THESE GODDAMN FAIRY MAGIC SWITCHUP CHANGEROOS DEVISED BY A TEAM OF DRUG-SNORTING MONKEYS USING EVERY PRONG, NUB, AND PREHENSILE TAIL TO FONDLE THEIR MUTATED AND FESTERING SORE-RIDDEN BODIES I JUST WANT SHIT TO BE NORMAL. I WANT YOU TO BE NORMAL AND I WANT TO BE A TROLL AGAIN AND I WANT DIRK TO GO FUCK HIMSELF WITH A CULLING FORK, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
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HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU A POKÉMON?? GOD NO DON'T EVEN ANSWER I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYMORE
I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS PLACE, DAVE. IT WAS FINE FOR A WHILE BUT ALL THE BULLSHIT THIS PAST MONTH HAS BEEN TOO MUCH
I MEAN IT'S NOT AS BAD AS THE GAME WAS BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK WOULD BE, BUT I'M FUCKING FED UP OF ALL THESE GODDAMN FAIRY MAGIC SWITCHUP CHANGEROOS DEVISED BY A TEAM OF DRUG-SNORTING MONKEYS USING EVERY PRONG, NUB, AND PREHENSILE TAIL TO FONDLE THEIR MUTATED AND FESTERING SORE-RIDDEN BODIES
I JUST WANT SHIT TO BE NORMAL. I WANT YOU TO BE NORMAL AND I WANT TO BE A TROLL AGAIN AND I WANT DIRK TO GO FUCK HIMSELF WITH A CULLING FORK, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?