[Karkat bites his lip but can't quite stop his laughter from bubbling up again, and ducking his head to try and hide it is fucking useless because that just puts him at the perfect angle to see that "ring" and holy fucking shit he can't, goddammit, Dave, what kind of idiot gives their moirail a Happiny Meal toy as a wedding ring? To say nothing of the fact that it's completely the wrong quadrant—
His smile flickers, but he doesn't pull his hand away even if he really fucking should. Instead, he traps Dave's carefully between his own and oh fuck, oh no, oh shit, abort. Hahaha, what is this, it clearly isn't happening, that's what!]
When did we get a private island? And yeah, you'd be—fucking radiant.
HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT oh god oh god oh god is there a way to salvage this?? What the fuck does he say, can he say anything??]
I mean, that's what all brides want to hear on their wedding day, right?
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[Karkat bites his lip but can't quite stop his laughter from bubbling up again, and ducking his head to try and hide it is fucking useless because that just puts him at the perfect angle to see that "ring" and holy fucking shit he can't, goddammit, Dave, what kind of idiot gives their moirail a Happiny Meal toy as a wedding ring? To say nothing of the fact that it's completely the wrong quadrant—
His smile flickers, but he doesn't pull his hand away even if he really fucking should. Instead, he traps Dave's carefully between his own and oh fuck, oh no, oh shit, abort. Hahaha, what is this, it clearly isn't happening, that's what!]
When did we get a private island? And yeah, you'd be—fucking radiant.
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HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT HE HATES PAST KARKAT oh god oh god oh god is there a way to salvage this?? What the fuck does he say, can he say anything??]
I mean, that's what all brides want to hear on their wedding day, right?
[HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOMEONE PLEASE KILL HIM.]