I mean in a platonic way! ...Probably? Shit, no, definitely, I mean, I think he was into her for a little but--fuck, I didn't say that! I didn't say anything. You heard nothing, not a thing was conveyed to anybody either verbally or through empathic mind hookups, there was no thing at all to speak of, least of all by me.
[Has Dirk ever seen an animal get its paw stuck in a can or something on the YouTubes? They'll flail uselessly across the house trying to get it off before finally plopping their ass down and going about their business like nobody sees they've got their foot literally still stuck in a can. That's kind of what this is like.
Dave tries to rein his feelings back in. It's kind of useless, they're like spaghetti that went through a topless blender, but he tries. Oh god does he try. In this institution.
After a second, he adds:]
Anyway, Jade already tried the whole Strider Smoochtown rodeo with Davesprite. She's probably allergic now, isn't that how that shit works? Doesn't kick in until you're exposed to the thing.
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I mean in a platonic way! ...Probably? Shit, no, definitely, I mean, I think he was into her for a little but--fuck, I didn't say that! I didn't say anything. You heard nothing, not a thing was conveyed to anybody either verbally or through empathic mind hookups, there was no thing at all to speak of, least of all by me.
[Has Dirk ever seen an animal get its paw stuck in a can or something on the YouTubes? They'll flail uselessly across the house trying to get it off before finally plopping their ass down and going about their business like nobody sees they've got their foot literally still stuck in a can. That's kind of what this is like.
Dave tries to rein his feelings back in. It's kind of useless, they're like spaghetti that went through a topless blender, but he tries. Oh god does he try. In this institution.
After a second, he adds:]
Anyway, Jade already tried the whole Strider Smoochtown rodeo with Davesprite. She's probably allergic now, isn't that how that shit works? Doesn't kick in until you're exposed to the thing.