[Noooohohohooooo. Dave didn't want to think about kissing Jade even if probably it would be kind of nice but she knows not to lick, right, he means her doggy instincts are gone and she'd probably get all into it or maybe she'd be shy and melt a little and HE'S NOT THINKING ABOUT KISSING JADE oh god oh god he is totally thinking about kissing Jade he's thought about kissing Jade since he learned what kissing was and she's pretty and he's always felt special with her and this is Dirk's fucking fault talking about kissing with Karkat's face--
ABANDON SHIP NOW HE'S THINKING ABOUT KISSING KARKAT??? No no no no no no no no but fuck he's so cute and good and lonely and sometimes Dave just wants to SKREEEEEEEEEEEK NOOOOOOOOOOO
He buries his face in Wart's tiny green hands and feels like a goddamn hamster in a wheel, running very fast and getting nowhere.]
Nooooooooooooooooooooo.
[Wait. The wheel stops spinning quite suddenly as Dave's brain-hamster freezes in place.]
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ABANDON SHIP NOW HE'S THINKING ABOUT KISSING KARKAT??? No no no no no no no no but fuck he's so cute and good and lonely and sometimes Dave just wants to SKREEEEEEEEEEEK NOOOOOOOOOOO
He buries his face in Wart's tiny green hands and feels like a goddamn hamster in a wheel, running very fast and getting nowhere.]
Nooooooooooooooooooooo.
[Wait. The wheel stops spinning quite suddenly as Dave's brain-hamster freezes in place.]
...You dated Jade's grandpa?