hahaha no dude its fine i really mean it i am surprisingly chill i guess if i had to meet dirk in person in a weird double halfways fashion this early in the season im glad it was while i was a level 100 psychic beast that can probably lift a car just by thinking at it also hes not as terrifying in person as expected hes kind of an awkward doofus
i am gonna ask you to hold my hand though
[Shhhh, dude, no thinking about clowns, clowns are bad and also lame. He nudges Karkat's thoughts towards, ehhh, what's something safe and calming, wait okay how about Jade? Green and growing things, the smell of fresh earth and the sparkling of stars, laughter without self-consciousness. Jade could beat up anything, Jade will protect them both.
In the meantime, Dave just goes ahead, removes his shades, and blindfolds himself with Wart's bandanna, because this is the cool and rational thought process of a sane dude wearing a Pokémon's skin. Sweet. Darkness.]
...Okay, in hindsight, I should've done this after I pinpointed your coords. Come find me? I got a sense where you are but I can't feel, like. Trees. Or ledges. Fuckin' ledges.
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i really mean it i am surprisingly chill
i guess if i had to meet dirk in person in a weird double halfways fashion this early in the season im glad it was while i was a level 100 psychic beast that can probably lift a car just by thinking at it
also hes not as terrifying in person as expected
hes kind of an awkward doofus
i am gonna ask you to hold my hand though
[Shhhh, dude, no thinking about clowns, clowns are bad and also lame. He nudges Karkat's thoughts towards, ehhh, what's something safe and calming, wait okay how about Jade? Green and growing things, the smell of fresh earth and the sparkling of stars, laughter without self-consciousness. Jade could beat up anything, Jade will protect them both.
In the meantime, Dave just goes ahead, removes his shades, and blindfolds himself with Wart's bandanna, because this is the cool and rational thought process of a sane dude wearing a Pokémon's skin. Sweet. Darkness.]
...Okay, in hindsight, I should've done this after I pinpointed your coords. Come find me? I got a sense where you are but I can't feel, like. Trees. Or ledges. Fuckin' ledges.