[... The romcom factory where they make romcoms. Wow.]

You mean the studio? And what the fuck, I thought you were kidding about the wigglers.

[Joking about joking about the wigglers. Yes. This makes sense. Also, don't think he didn't notice that redirect, Strider, he is way too familiar with your bullshit for that.]

Trolls aren't... I mean. [Fuck is this not a safe topic. Uh—] Wigglers or human babies? You've said both.

[Nice save. Not. Time to shove a chicken nugget in his talk blaster and chew angrily because argh ugh blargh, fuck everything.]

You could still get a job, don't even try that shit. Gl'bgolyb did all right with Feferi, so—

[Yes he is suggesting that this eldritch kraken play babysitter so they can both work. What? It makes total sense.]