callbacks: (on top of the world)
dave mamahecking strider ([personal profile] callbacks) wrote 2016-05-27 07:34 pm (UTC)

That only works if our wiggler babies can swim, Karkat. ...Also, one of each, and the third is...

[He thinks about it, because a hybrid wiggler-baby (a wiggly? a bageler?) mostly just sounds kind of horrifying, but then he lights the fuck up.]

A baby Mayor. Shit, that would be the most adorable dopeness!

[Baby Mayor in a baby carrier. Baby Mayor in a stroller. Baby Mayor sleeping all curled up under a baby mobile version of the Incipisphere, covered in a soft blanket patterned with cans. HE WANTS A BABY MAYOR RIGHT TF NOW.]

As if I could bear to leave the Bayor to slave away at a desk gig like some kind of standard corporate peon. I got the right coloring to be a lusus, anyway, maybe this is just my calling and you didn't know it.

[Stay-at-home dad Dave Strider. You heard it here first.]

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