[Pinnacle of hugs. This fucking idiot. Karkat is nearly tempted to suggest that Dave try carrying him if it's so fucking magical, but then he remembers that oh wait right, he has pride.
... Sort of has pride. Wow, okay, that took a turn. Let's move on.]
You don't get to bitch about it being dark when you wear sunglasses all the fucking time.
[Including when he's indoors at night, and yes, fine, being blindfolded may be different from wearing sunglasses, but the distinction is one Karkat doesn't really want to mention given the reasons why Dave is blindfolded. Dirk isn't... actually that hard to look at for other reasons, none of which he's thinking about, but then the urge to plant a fist in his face probably negates those. Mostly.
He tolerates/enjoys the ridiculous face patting for all of a second more before catching Dave's hand in his own and giving it a small squeeze.]
Are you done flailing around yet?
[... he could probably stand to sound a little less nauseatingly affectionate, but oh well.]
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... Sort of has pride. Wow, okay, that took a turn. Let's move on.]
You don't get to bitch about it being dark when you wear sunglasses all the fucking time.
[Including when he's indoors at night, and yes, fine, being blindfolded may be different from wearing sunglasses, but the distinction is one Karkat doesn't really want to mention given the reasons why Dave is blindfolded. Dirk isn't... actually that hard to look at for other reasons, none of which he's thinking about, but then the urge to plant a fist in his face probably negates those. Mostly.
He tolerates/enjoys the ridiculous face patting for all of a second more before catching Dave's hand in his own and giving it a small squeeze.]
Are you done flailing around yet?
[... he could probably stand to sound a little less nauseatingly affectionate, but oh well.]