[There, that's a half-cough, half-throat-clearing noise in actual audible format rather than psychic overshare. The psychic overshare part though is all awkwardness, faintly amused, but underlain by a whisper of regret and jealousy, it's not fair.]
You meant dating-dating?
[Wait. That's not what he meant to say.]
I mean, well, shit, I don't know, Jade, whispering sweet nothings to a half-bird macaroni ghost is one thing, but are you really ready to commit to the whole bestiality enchilada? Bestchilada. Wait, that actually sounds good. What do you say to PokéMexican for our whateverdate.
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You meant dating-dating?
[Wait. That's not what he meant to say.]
I mean, well, shit, I don't know, Jade, whispering sweet nothings to a half-bird macaroni ghost is one thing, but are you really ready to commit to the whole bestiality enchilada? Bestchilada. Wait, that actually sounds good. What do you say to PokéMexican for our whateverdate.