In that case, I would wear them just for the irony. Whatever shorts John buys me would have a humongous chance of being fuckin' hilarious and I would own that shit like a druglord in Slumtown.
[Knee-length shorts and a sleeveless shirt, you say? The rather showier image in Dave's own head comes complete with a backing track. NICE LEGS, DAISY DUKES, MAKES A MAN GO *whistle*. Also, there are cowboy boots and a knotted shirt. Basically, this was a bad idea.
Dave laughs silently again, John-fond and amused and self-conscious.]
action + psychic I/O
[Knee-length shorts and a sleeveless shirt, you say? The rather showier image in Dave's own head comes complete with a backing track. NICE LEGS, DAISY DUKES, MAKES A MAN GO *whistle*. Also, there are cowboy boots and a knotted shirt. Basically, this was a bad idea.
Dave laughs silently again, John-fond and amused and self-conscious.]
Oops, my bad, shield your virgin ganderbulbs.