I'll be honest, it was a little bit sad. He just...sat in a shallow pond and flopped around.

I'm pretty sure the Pokedex says that it's the weakest Pokemon, which is insulting enough, but then it goes on to say that the fact that the species even survived this long is more or less proof that magic and miracles exist.

...Which is incredibly rude, if you ask me.

[ Even if it is true. ]