I mean, yeah, like, I'm sure most of us've paddled around awkwardly in that boat. Steered into the pier a couple times, maybe tumbled out and got algae all over our wetsuits, smelled like rank goldfish piss for days.

[Dave what is this even a metaphor for anymore.]

And I guess there's something about letting an unrequited crush hang out in your chest cavity for a long time. But, I mean. If you already know she likes you and you don't say anything, and you blow your chance... Not that I'd know or anything, it just sounds lame as hell.