Wait, what? What the heck is the Mother Grub? I mean, it certainly sounds like one of those kinda skeevy trolly things, but...that's not something I've ever heard of.

The ones I know are very big on family, though. Like, almost a little too big, if that's possible. And apparently they're love experts? But I don't know if I necessarily buy that.

[ She won't lie, it was...a little uncomfortable. Seeing as though, like, she was literally dying and they were trying to push her with a guy.

Good hearts, but God, can they be strange. ]