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[You'd think Dave would have learned his lesson about anonymity, but maybe learning doesn't stick so well at ass in the morning when he can't sleep. At least it doesn't seem like he's really trying to mask his identity, here. It's just...a plausible deniability thing, maybe. Probably, given the content of his message.]

what was growing up like for you
like
how was your childhood
were you happy

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well im not divulging anything about myself either way i just wanted to make sure you knew you were making that assumption
thats impressive though
knowing every single monster where you come from
were there a lot

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BUT OF COURSE! PAPYRUS, THE GREATEST ROYAL GUARDSMAN TO EVER BE GREAT MUST KNOW THE NAMES AND FACES OF THOSE HE PROTECTS!

...WELL, THINGS WERE STARTING TO GET CROWDED MORE AND MORE....BUT WE DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT NOW!

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uh
because you expanded existing infrastructure?

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EVEN BETTER! THE BARRIER WAS BROKEN!

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oh
congrats i guess

i dont know what any of that means

[coolskeleton_95]

THAT BARRIER WAS KEEPING MONSTERKIND TRAPPED UNDERGROUND. I SAW THE SUN FOR THE FIRST TIME! IT'S SO MUCH BRIGHTER THAN I THOUGHT!

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its nice huh
seeing it for the first time
or the first time in a while
you should look into picking up some sunglasses though theyre hella helpful

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I ALL READY HAVE SOME!

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thats all that matters

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YES, BEING COOL IS VERY IMPORTANT!

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see you get it
youre an excellent nonhuman being and im ashamed of myself for not having been aware of you before
ill have to introduce myself properly sometime when im not being a cagey anonymous fuck

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A SINCERE ADMISSION...!

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this whole time i have been nothing but genuine with you my dude
consider yourself honored

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I'M SO HONORED TO BE HONORED!