Really! Is that how it is, it's a workplace relationship that's scandalous, now?

[As opposed to, say, this scandalous cuddling they're doing right now, which is positively rife with iniquity and vice. Obviously.]

...You know, when you put it that way, it does cast a rather different light on the usual knight and lady relationship, doesn't it. If he's performing a service to her, that would make her his employer of sorts, wouldn't it? My goodness.