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Text | Jan 30

[crouching_sin]

[A link arrives in Dave's inbox.]

[It is a link to an animated version of this song with a Jynx singing it.]

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oh my fucking GOD
what is this????
im CRYING

[crouching_sin]

[And now for a Mr. Mime 'singing' this.]

I'm bored at work.

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please tell me these memes existed on earth
please
tears
tears on my shades

[crouching_sin]

The first one is, I haven't seen the second one around but it looks like something that could definitely show up.

Then again the internet is weird enough that it's like monkeys on typewriters - it can come up with almost anything.

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its like a goddamn callback to the halcyon years of my youth
the cusp of my adolescence
life was so much simpler at twelve
man this is making me miss sbahj

[crouching_sin]

sbahj?

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sweet bro and hella jeff
it was a webcomic i used to make
i wonder if i could reboot it here i mean the pokegears have a draw function

[crouching_sin]

Sure, why not?

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id have to make it all pokemon of course
put some real research into it
theres layers of meaning and utter senseless bullshittery ive got to maintain as a transmitter of irony

[crouching_sin]

You've got time. We've all got nothing but time here, really.

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thats
true

i guess i wasnt really thinking about it like that

[Time is a goddamn four-letter word, Naoya.]

[crouching_sin]

[So is 'true'.]

It's not such a bad thing. You can gain new experiences here that you wouldn't at home.

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yeah for sure
i didnt spend hella near this amount of time tramping around in the dirt back home i can tell you that much

[crouching_sin]

It's interesting to do, isn't it?

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i guess
its definitely different
differents interesting enough i suppose

[crouching_sin]

Different works until you can find something more interesting, right?

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yeah and honestly im not begrudging this place the lack of blockbuster excitement
ive had enough adventures for a while
and my friends keep me busy

[crouching_sin]

That's good. It seems like a lot of people here came from much more adventurous places.

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i guess that makes sense since the whole premise of pokemon as i understand it is to go on adventures or something right
just safe ones
with adorable animal companionship

[crouching_sin]

Pretty much. It's for kids, so it's not too bad. Usually.