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[callbacks]

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3/21, evening | i feel bad for breaking your 666 comments on this post

[freshprints]

If I can assist in any way when you inevitably go to pick up John, you should of course let me know without hesitation.

How could you, oh well at least it was documented

[callbacks]

i think weve got it handled for now but you never know with john
hes the master of tumbling snout first into weird problems that its then everybody elses problem to fix
but anyway hey hows it going its been a while
did you know were in goldenrod now

[freshprints]

Are you? Good. Then I can coerce you into meeting me for lunch sometime.

I offered to breed him a Pokemon. Any suggestions?

[callbacks]

do you have any slimer types

[freshprints]

I have a Castform.

I also have essentially every Ghost-type in existence.

[callbacks]

are there any of them green or blue and slash or absolutely weeping with ectoplasm

[freshprints]

I have this. It's allegedly evil in origin.

ATT: 108spiritsofpain.jpg

[callbacks]

ummmmm
maybe lets not give him the scary boogeyman ghost right off the bat
what about the balloon one isnt there a balloon

[freshprints]

That's doable. I don't have one on hand, but they're on the routes around Goldenrod.

Would you like to change our lunch arrangements to a balloon-hunting party?

[callbacks]

im amenable to the idea
whens good for you
i work but they dont let us minors take on more than like thirty minutes a day

[freshprints]

...

Are you working in a cafe? I might've seen you in passing.

[callbacks]

was i drawing a dick in someones coffee because if so
yes
that was me

[freshprints]

I try not to loom close enough over other people's food to be able to detect the presence of dicks in their coffee.

But yes, I'm fairly sure that was you.

[callbacks]

man!
it keeps happening
you saw me but how do i know if i saw you??
did you order a latte from me i bet id remember if you did

[freshprints]

What makes you think I drink lattes?

[callbacks]

blind hope that i drew something in it and also remember what i drew

[freshprints]

I ordered a straight coffee, black as midnight on a moonless night.

[callbacks]

dammit
did you have a book to read

[freshprints]

I did. Very good.

[callbacks]

oh i wasnt expecting that one to work
what color was the book

[freshprints]

A green cover with gold writing on the spine and face.

1/2

[callbacks]

oh
youre the girl with the sick hair

2/2

[callbacks]

OH
THATS why you said you look like an espeon

[freshprints]

...I beg your pardon.

[callbacks]

youre the same color
the light purple color