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text . voice . video . action

Please note the date and time of day for me!

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text; idk the 18th? it's jane day

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Jane already let her Pokemon eat her rations. We need to get her.

JANE DAYYY

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k let me clear it with the troops

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If they're not up for it, I'll go myself.

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you and what airline

[brocrux]

I'll walk.

1/2

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you cant see it but im doing my judgy face at you

[brocrux]

What?
If Jane and I maintain a steady pace, we can meet up within two weeks.

1/2

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[Just a selfie of this face.]

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yeah or we could swoop in on giant birds and slash or robots in like a fourth of that time??
your choice bro

[brocrux]

I can't believe the first clear picture I have ever seen of you is that expression.
Robots are an option?

I'll admit cutting down the time does have an appeal. The sooner the better, really.

[callbacks]

what do you mean dude you see me all the time now
anyway yeah sure i have one robot as an option
sort of
gigantors made of clay i think and not metal parts but golurks are kind of like preindustrial ground type ghostbots when you get right down to it

[brocrux]

Intentional or not, my universe's version of you was ironically elusive when it came to being seen on a visual medium.
The idea of you taking a selfie of your disapproving face in the middle of a conversation and sending it to me is highly amusing considering the difficultly I went through to find a pixelated shot of half of your visage once.
I'm going to need to get a good look at a golurk later.

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hopywoodo me didnt take SELFIES????



are you sure he and i are related

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I'm sure.
If Hopywoodo!You did, they weren't accessible to me.
I always figured you took them on film and the ocean removed the evidence.
Or The Condesce did out of spite. Either or.
She did photoshop you sometimes.

I'll take the offer to use your pokemon as transportation, by the way.

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you just want to check out my flying robot

[brocrux]

I want to take the quickest route to Jane.
Do you think Gigantor would mind if I prodded at him?

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nah gigantors chill
probably wont even notice
just pass the guy a cookie when youre done while i pack us some hawlunchables for the journey

[brocrux]

Really?
I'll get to the cookie giving and inform Jane about the adjustment in my ETA.