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[You'd think Dave would have learned his lesson about anonymity, but maybe learning doesn't stick so well at ass in the morning when he can't sleep. At least it doesn't seem like he's really trying to mask his identity, here. It's just...a plausible deniability thing, maybe. Probably, given the content of his message.]
what was growing up like for you
like
how was your childhood
were you happy
what was growing up like for you
like
how was your childhood
were you happy
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I don't really remember, it was a long time ago.
I don't think I was sad??
Why?
Were you??
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im trying to figure some stuff out
because whether i was sad or not i told myself a bunch of things that might notve been true
about what was happening and how i felt about it
so im looking back and seeing if i can pick out what actually happened and seeing how other peoples lives compare might help me identify what was weird about mine
does that make sense
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I hope you find what you're looking for!!!
but you need to remember what's normal for some people is weird to other people, you might get a lot of different answers!!!
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thats why im asking everyone like this because ive been made aware what was normal for me was probably nonstandard in my own culture let alone everyone elses weve got in this crazy world
having a lot of different information to pull froms just good statistics
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REmember to take plenty of breaks and pet your Pokemon!!!
Are you going to make a graph??
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shit i dont know should i
im not sure what kind of graph here would work best like a pie chart or what
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That's a great idea!!
You can make a cake chart too and then you'll have so much dessert when you're finished!!!
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youre right thats an amazing plan
amazing and edible
my friend doesnt like cake though so maybe the second will have to be a cookie chart
or an ice cream chart
everybody likes ice cream
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oh.
i love ice cream.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOFT CREAM?!?!?!?!
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have you ever had frozen custard????
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but BETTER
you should see if they have it here or if they dont and youre feeling fancy i guess you could try gelato
they probably serve gelato somewhere
its italian
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Everyone keeps bringing up italians, I still don't understand what they are!!
But how can something be better than ice cream?!
I don't believe you!!
...I believe you a little.
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i mean if im interested at all in maintaining the enigma of my identity id have to show up with a paper bag over my head
and its hard to eat frozen custard with a paper bag over your head
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I'll even help put the food in there for you, it'll be fun!
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im not sure weve met before but truly you are a prince among men
or possibly a princess among ladies
or some nonhuman nonbinary royalty of your choice
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...But thank you.
That was very nice.
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does that mean you cant eat chocolate
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But you've only met two dogs??? That's so sad... You know, there's dog Pokemon! I could show you some if you'd like, we can put eye holes in the bag!!
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but they were bad dogs
literally the worst
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That's awful!!
Do you need a hug? I'm qualified to give hugs now. I need to show you more dogs right away!!
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is there like
a certification for that
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I just filled out the thing with what I'm good at
and the guy said I was "uniquely qualified"
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