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[You'd think Dave would have learned his lesson about anonymity, but maybe learning doesn't stick so well at ass in the morning when he can't sleep. At least it doesn't seem like he's really trying to mask his identity, here. It's just...a plausible deniability thing, maybe. Probably, given the content of his message.]

what was growing up like for you
like
how was your childhood
were you happy

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Before or after becoming a vampire, because the before was kind of okay but I was still pretty happy, and when I became a vampire it got a lot better in some places but not in others?

uh
both i guess??
if you were still a kid when you became a vampire

Well, some people think I'm still a kid, so I think we're good!

ANYWAY! Yeah it was really great! My mom was so nice when she was around, and then when dad came along, he adopted me and turned me and let me have my own room in this great castle and I could buy whatever new fashions I wanted! Plus he's SO nice and sweet and the best dad ever.

that
that does sound really great
i mean minus the turning thing which like ok i can believe being a vampire could be fun but the turning process sounds basically abjectly terrifying and awful

Aw, it wasn't so bad! But I did miss having my own reflection, and I couldn't go tanning anymore.

sorry to hear that
ok wait you said your dad turned you
did he like
i dunno
ask you first??

Of course! Did you miss the 'my dad is really sweet and kind' thing because I'm pretty sure I said that.

just
i dunno just checking
sometimes people say stuff they dont really mean just because its something they want to believe
and sometimes they believe it for a really long time until its obvious theyre wrong and then everything just feels awful and fucked up and backwards
but anyway no thats cool
that he asked
i guess he probably made it not hurt as much too

[literally anyone else in the world would stop this conversation and ask if he's okay. anyone else.]

Yeah, it was quick and easy! Plus he takes really good care of his teeth.

[And honestly, thank god Draculaura is that person.]

yeah christ
hella important
so like is your dads whole side of the family vampires too

I'm not sure! He doesn't really have anyone else. He never talks about his life before he met me and my mom.

oh
so
just...you and your dad huh?

Yep! That's our family!

you never got lonely or anything?

Well it wasn't like we were ALONE, you know? I still went to schools, but like, all vampire-schools, and I got to hang out at the vampire court!

like
a food court
or a basketball court
or a prince and princess thing

Princess! Like, all kinds of nobles and stuff. I didn't know it at the time, but I was BFFs with the vampire queen!

oh thats pretty cool
is she nice

Totes nice, she became an actress!

isnt that kind of a step down from being a queen
like financially

Well, the truth was she was afraid of the responsibility, and she didn't think she was good enough. But I managed to convince her!

aw thats cool of you
i guess vampire buddies gotta stick together
you know my sister was dating a sort of vampire
at least i think they were dating
im not sure they ever slapped a label on it

[Is there any point in still maintaining his anonymity here...]

[Well, she doesn't have a clue, but then even if she knew him that well, she'd still not click things together...]

Awwww, that's so sweet! So that means you and I are going to get along really well!

you think
you dont even actually know me

This conversations' told me a lot about you!

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