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[You'd think Dave would have learned his lesson about anonymity, but maybe learning doesn't stick so well at ass in the morning when he can't sleep. At least it doesn't seem like he's really trying to mask his identity, here. It's just...a plausible deniability thing, maybe. Probably, given the content of his message.]
what was growing up like for you
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how was your childhood
were you happy
what was growing up like for you
like
how was your childhood
were you happy
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i guess vampire buddies gotta stick together
you know my sister was dating a sort of vampire
at least i think they were dating
im not sure they ever slapped a label on it
[Is there any point in still maintaining his anonymity here...]
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Awwww, that's so sweet! So that means you and I are going to get along really well!
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you dont even actually know me
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really?
[Shit. That was not his intent.]
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you might have to take it up with my best bro for life for the honor
but if we meet some time when i dont have the online equivalent of a paper bag over my face then like sure i dont know i guess we could hang out
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