[Okay, but Dave is exactly the kind of guy who would let a dude refer to him forever as Dunkaroos. It'd be hilarious.]

Dave Strider. Yeah, I probably didn't mention it? I've gotten kind of unused to the idea of social continuity over the years. Didn't make sense to bother with introductions if you were never gonna see those particular iterations of people ever again, but I guess things are a little more, uh. Linear around here.