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[It's a minute or so before Penny responds.]
I think
I think I do.
[Another short pause.]
Thanks Dave.
You're a great friend.
I really mean that.
I think
I think I do.
[Another short pause.]
Thanks Dave.
You're a great friend.
I really mean that.
hey think nothing of it pen
like
for real
whats having friends who drop filthy sexual references in casual conversation even for if not situations exactly like this
i mean not that anything about this is filthy or even sexual except in the sense that sexuality is involved but that words probably scary this early in the game so lets strike that from the record
honestly you two would be cute??
fuck that probably sounds weird
all i meant to say is
youre welcome
like
for real
whats having friends who drop filthy sexual references in casual conversation even for if not situations exactly like this
i mean not that anything about this is filthy or even sexual except in the sense that sexuality is involved but that words probably scary this early in the game so lets strike that from the record
honestly you two would be cute??
fuck that probably sounds weird
all i meant to say is
youre welcome
HEY ASSHOLE
BEFORE I FORGET AGAIN, WHO'S THIS NAOYA DOUCHEBAG AND WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING ABOUT TROLLS.
BEFORE I FORGET AGAIN, WHO'S THIS NAOYA DOUCHEBAG AND WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING ABOUT TROLLS.
oh
hes this guy who works at the candy shop where i get pokepuffs for huggybear and val and breeze
he knows a lot about earth shit and apparently he knew one of the other kinds of trolls back home so we compared a little
i dont remember everything i told him but probably not much
no state secrets or anything
hes this guy who works at the candy shop where i get pokepuffs for huggybear and val and breeze
he knows a lot about earth shit and apparently he knew one of the other kinds of trolls back home so we compared a little
i dont remember everything i told him but probably not much
no state secrets or anything
WHAT STATE SECRETS WOULD THESE BE, YOU KNOW PRECISELY JACK SHIT ABOUT ANY OF THAT
BUT OK. I WAS WONDERING BECAUSE HE REPLIED TO MY LAST POST AND I COULD NOT FATHOM HOW YOU KNEW AND/OR COULD STAND HIM.
HOW *DO* YOU STAND HIM?
BUT OK. I WAS WONDERING BECAUSE HE REPLIED TO MY LAST POST AND I COULD NOT FATHOM HOW YOU KNEW AND/OR COULD STAND HIM.
HOW *DO* YOU STAND HIM?
ASKED HOW WE DON'T ALL GET EATEN BY LUSII AND I THINK INVITED ME OVER TO HIS HIVE TALK ABOUT SGRUB? AND I AM NOT FUCKING GOING, DAVE.
WAIT, REALLY? I THOUGHT YOU WERE FRIENDS OR SOMETHING.
WAIT FUCK NEVER MIND, I GET IT. I WOULDN'T WANT TO DISCUSS THAT ALONE, EITHER. EVEN IF IT WASN'T WITH AN ADULT
WAIT FUCK NEVER MIND, I GET IT. I WOULDN'T WANT TO DISCUSS THAT ALONE, EITHER. EVEN IF IT WASN'T WITH AN ADULT
no i mean
well yeah ok i guess im not really mr eager beaver ready to spill all the gratuitously shittastic events of my short but tragic life
but like
i sort of
theres topics im comfortable sharing with him but i dont know if thats one of them
or if id want to do it at his place
well yeah ok i guess im not really mr eager beaver ready to spill all the gratuitously shittastic events of my short but tragic life
but like
i sort of
theres topics im comfortable sharing with him but i dont know if thats one of them
or if id want to do it at his place
[...]
YEAH I CAN SEE THAT.
STILL WAITING ON THE ANSWER TO "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STAND HIM" BY THE WAY, YOUR LAST ONE WAS TOTAL BULLSHIT. I AM A FUCKING DELIGHT AND YOU KNOW IT.
YEAH I CAN SEE THAT.
STILL WAITING ON THE ANSWER TO "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STAND HIM" BY THE WAY, YOUR LAST ONE WAS TOTAL BULLSHIT. I AM A FUCKING DELIGHT AND YOU KNOW IT.
OH
OH, OK. YEAH, THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.
SORRY IF I WAS STICKING MY SNIFFNODE WHERE IT WASN'T WANTED? I MEAN YOU REALLY DON'T NEED TO TELL ME EVERYTHING IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.
OH, OK. YEAH, THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.
SORRY IF I WAS STICKING MY SNIFFNODE WHERE IT WASN'T WANTED? I MEAN YOU REALLY DON'T NEED TO TELL ME EVERYTHING IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.
OK.
JUST LET ME KNOW WHENEVER YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. IF EVER.
JUST LET ME KNOW WHENEVER YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. IF EVER.
[No judgment here. Wait, that's a lie. So much judgment. All the judgment.
Karkat is fortunately too busy putting the finishing touches on the most epic pile ever to offer comment, but he does have the presence of mind to look away from his work when Dave arrives and give his moirail a faint smile. This fucking idiot.]
I knew I kept you around for something.
[Yes. It has nothing to do with how pappable Dave is at all.]
Karkat is fortunately too busy putting the finishing touches on the most epic pile ever to offer comment, but he does have the presence of mind to look away from his work when Dave arrives and give his moirail a faint smile. This fucking idiot.]
I knew I kept you around for something.
[Yes. It has nothing to do with how pappable Dave is at all.]
Aw, you only love me for my chicken nugs.
[He sets the food aside for a moment, though, to inspect the pile. Inspect it with his face, anyway. He plants himself comfortably in the heap with a soft grunt.]
Piles. Man, I'm telling you. Wave of the future.
[He sets the food aside for a moment, though, to inspect the pile. Inspect it with his face, anyway. He plants himself comfortably in the heap with a soft grunt.]
Piles. Man, I'm telling you. Wave of the future.
[Fortunately for Dave, every blanket and pillow in the room was nobly sacrificed for the purpose of constructing this pile, i.e., it's soft as fuck. You're welcome. Enjoy faceplanting into it while Karkat rolls his eyes and settles into the other half.]
Is this going to be a thing with you. Because if this is going to be a thing, we need to renegotiate the terms of our moirallegiance. They're just piles, Dave, what the fuck.
Is this going to be a thing with you. Because if this is going to be a thing, we need to renegotiate the terms of our moirallegiance. They're just piles, Dave, what the fuck.
Edited (I'M SICK AND SUCK AT WRITING) 2016-04-29 14:06 (UTC)
Your face is just a pile. Also, they're good and I like them.
[He burrows a little deeper in and makes a contented noise.]
You can make them out of whatever and just pick 'em up when you're done, or kick stuff around or crawl all underneath everything for maximum comfort. Like holing up in a fluffy-ass cloud of awesome.
[He burrows a little deeper in and makes a contented noise.]
You can make them out of whatever and just pick 'em up when you're done, or kick stuff around or crawl all underneath everything for maximum comfort. Like holing up in a fluffy-ass cloud of awesome.
Edited 2016-04-29 15:52 (UTC)
[What the fuck. Dave, what. And, yeah, Karkat's going to ignore the part where that bullshit response means Dave thinks his face is good and likes it? Wait, what. Okay, no, this matter is too complex for him right now, back to pile-wallowing.]
They're not all fluffy, dickweasel. The horn pile wasn't, and I think Eridan had a pile of shitty wands stashed somewhere.
[And Equius and Nepeta had, what, a pile of robot parts? God, he really shouldn't have started on this particular tangent; it isn't helpful at all.
He muffles a groan in the "fluffy-ass cloud of awesome" his moirail is unreasonably enamored with, then turns his head to direct a vague glare in the idiot's direction.]
Where are my nuggets, asshole. I'm not getting up for them.
They're not all fluffy, dickweasel. The horn pile wasn't, and I think Eridan had a pile of shitty wands stashed somewhere.
[And Equius and Nepeta had, what, a pile of robot parts? God, he really shouldn't have started on this particular tangent; it isn't helpful at all.
He muffles a groan in the "fluffy-ass cloud of awesome" his moirail is unreasonably enamored with, then turns his head to direct a vague glare in the idiot's direction.]
Where are my nuggets, asshole. I'm not getting up for them.
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