--I mean, I prefer the phrase "booty rockalicious," but sure, if the traditional language does it for you, I'm not gonna complain about a little physical affirmation in my last hour of blushing maidenhood.
[Hah! Nailed it. He is the Savior of the Awkward Assholes, it's him. Dave flops over onto his back to spare them both having to look at each other, because he is nothing if not a benevolent god.]
Anyway, our private island's a wedding present from Jade, while John's the one who donated the snacks and movies. Rose'll give us an eldritch kraken to put in our moat but she'll forget to train it, so we housebreak it with a Baby's First Puppy guide and every day you come back from your grueling job at the factory, it makes happy noises and licks your face with a tentacle.
[Dave illustrates everything with his hands, and at the last bit, he just reaches up and boops Karkat's face. Boop.]
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--I mean, I prefer the phrase "booty rockalicious," but sure, if the traditional language does it for you, I'm not gonna complain about a little physical affirmation in my last hour of blushing maidenhood.
[Hah! Nailed it. He is the Savior of the Awkward Assholes, it's him. Dave flops over onto his back to spare them both having to look at each other, because he is nothing if not a benevolent god.]
Anyway, our private island's a wedding present from Jade, while John's the one who donated the snacks and movies. Rose'll give us an eldritch kraken to put in our moat but she'll forget to train it, so we housebreak it with a Baby's First Puppy guide and every day you come back from your grueling job at the factory, it makes happy noises and licks your face with a tentacle.
[Dave illustrates everything with his hands, and at the last bit, he just reaches up and boops Karkat's face. Boop.]