callbacks: DREX (tikkity type)
dave mamahecking strider ([personal profile] callbacks) wrote2015-11-07 07:54 pm
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Please note the date and time of day for me!
quadrangle: (wtf no shut up)

[personal profile] quadrangle 2016-05-26 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[YES. GOOD, NOW DAVE IS TALKING SENSE or rather complete fucking nonsense, but that's exactly what both of them need to hear to forget the unbelievable awkwardness that was the last, ugh, Karkat doesn't even want to know and he's not the Knight of Time here anyway, that part of the conversation never happened and that's what matters.

... And, even if Dave isn't blushing, a certain former troll is probably blushing enough for the both of them. Fortunately, he has greasy fried food stuff in his face to hide it.

Oddly, he hadn't anticipated the boop.]


Dave, what the fuck.

[His tone is flat, but despite how tempting it is to turn and look at Dave, he's feeling pretty happy with the minor distance he'd retreated when Dave had lain back again, just because he'd needed that additional buffer. Hahahahaaldksgfjhdgj he is not having... he's having nothing. Hypothetically nothing is taking place here because he absolutely wouldn't be considering anything other than perfect pale propriety toward his moirail, because that's how quadrants work. He knows how quadrants work, he is a romance savant.

He fidgets with a fry, then shoves it down his meal tunnel. Gosh these sure are delicious.]


You want a horrorterror as a pet. And... wait, why the fuck am I working at a factory? What factory? Why aren't you working?

[Yes, he's actually getting a little engaged in this imaginary scenario that is totally unrelated to the nonexistent one previously mentioned. Haha, engaged. Haha. Ha. Fuck, maybe he's imagining it? Again. That other time was clearly a fluke, right, so—fuck, no, he's not thinking about that right now, tell him more about this space kraken they're going to use as some unnecessarily elaborate bouncer for their equally extravagant mansion.]
quadrangle: (pizza <3)

[personal profile] quadrangle 2016-05-27 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[... The romcom factory where they make romcoms. Wow.]

You mean the studio? And what the fuck, I thought you were kidding about the wigglers.

[Joking about joking about the wigglers. Yes. This makes sense. Also, don't think he didn't notice that redirect, Strider, he is way too familiar with your bullshit for that.]

Trolls aren't... I mean. [Fuck is this not a safe topic. Uh—] Wigglers or human babies? You've said both.

[Nice save. Not. Time to shove a chicken nugget in his talk blaster and chew angrily because argh ugh blargh, fuck everything.]

You could still get a job, don't even try that shit. Gl'bgolyb did all right with Feferi, so—

[Yes he is suggesting that this eldritch kraken play babysitter so they can both work. What? It makes total sense.]