so when a troll of any sex loves another troll of any sex very much or also hates them real good in a nonplatonic manner they shack up in one of the concupissant quadrants which is apparently trolls snooty term for the sexy quadrants and after they concupisce they mutually dump the resulting fluids into a big old handy bucket that every trolls got to have on hand and then these red hulking robots come around and pick up the buckets as tribute to the old lady grub in whose belly the sex juice goes to mix with all the other horny trolls contributions in a gross orgiastic slurry and when thats all sat around long enough she pops out hundreds of colorful wiggly fuckers that grow up into the upstanding grey gentlemen and ladies we cohabitate meteors with today so when karkat sees a bucket hes not thinking "OH A CONVENIENT CYLINDRICAL IMPLEMENT FOR CARRYING SOAP AND WATER FROM FLOOR TO FLOOR FOR MY TROLL CINDERELLA COSPLAY" hes thinking "WHY DID SOMEONE JUST LAUNCH A SEX TOY THROUGH A GLOWING GREEN DOG PORTAL INTO MY FACE????" and thats why sometimes he gets a lil uppity about our human promiscuity all leaving cleaning supplies lying around and shit
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they shack up in one of the concupissant quadrants which is apparently trolls snooty term for the sexy quadrants
and after they concupisce they mutually dump the resulting fluids into a big old handy bucket that every trolls got to have on hand
and then these red hulking robots come around and pick up the buckets as tribute to the old lady grub
in whose belly the sex juice goes to mix with all the other horny trolls contributions in a gross orgiastic slurry
and when thats all sat around long enough she pops out hundreds of colorful wiggly fuckers that grow up into the upstanding grey gentlemen and ladies we cohabitate meteors with today
so when karkat sees a bucket hes not thinking "OH A CONVENIENT CYLINDRICAL IMPLEMENT FOR CARRYING SOAP AND WATER FROM FLOOR TO FLOOR FOR MY TROLL CINDERELLA COSPLAY"
hes thinking "WHY DID SOMEONE JUST LAUNCH A SEX TOY THROUGH A GLOWING GREEN DOG PORTAL INTO MY FACE????"
and thats why sometimes he gets a lil uppity about our human promiscuity all leaving cleaning supplies lying around and shit