so when a troll of any sex loves another troll of any sex very much or also hates them real good in a nonplatonic manner they shack up in one of the concupissant quadrants which is apparently trolls snooty term for the sexy quadrants and after they concupisce they mutually dump the resulting fluids into a big old handy bucket that every trolls got to have on hand and then these red hulking robots come around and pick up the buckets as tribute to the old lady grub in whose belly the sex juice goes to mix with all the other horny trolls contributions in a gross orgiastic slurry and when thats all sat around long enough she pops out hundreds of colorful wiggly fuckers that grow up into the upstanding grey gentlemen and ladies we cohabitate meteors with today so when karkat sees a bucket hes not thinking "OH A CONVENIENT CYLINDRICAL IMPLEMENT FOR CARRYING SOAP AND WATER FROM FLOOR TO FLOOR FOR MY TROLL CINDERELLA COSPLAY" hes thinking "WHY DID SOMEONE JUST LAUNCH A SEX TOY THROUGH A GLOWING GREEN DOG PORTAL INTO MY FACE????" and thats why sometimes he gets a lil uppity about our human promiscuity all leaving cleaning supplies lying around and shit
... ... ... What the fuck. That is disgusting. Dave, are you pulling my leg? Because that sounds like a gross, exaggerated lie and I do not appreciate it.
i would never lie about important troll culture knowledge particularly when ive got the opportunity to just lay it straight and its still this fucking unbelievably nasty you can ask karkat if you want but hell get embarrassed
Oh my God. I'm not delving into another bout of stupid social fumbling with him! Geez... Can we just never speak of that stuff again and I'll. You know. Refrain from bucket-possession for the rest of my life? Please, Dave?
also this isnt really a topic to avoid per se but like hell never admit this but hes really bummed about being the only troll here with the world all tooled to human sensibilities im still struggling myself with how to make him comfy with that if its even possible so just know that thats a thing
Oh! Huh. I think I can understand that. I mean, there are most definitely perspectives on things that he has that don't translate well if he brings them up to us. And he's literally in an entirely new body here, right? I do remember trolls do not look like us. Why don't you both try dressing up as trolls sometime? Just for the heck of it. Unless that isn't going to help...
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Um.
Wait.
Excuse me?
Troll reproduction?
That's a non sequitur from buckets, Mister Strider.
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they shack up in one of the concupissant quadrants which is apparently trolls snooty term for the sexy quadrants
and after they concupisce they mutually dump the resulting fluids into a big old handy bucket that every trolls got to have on hand
and then these red hulking robots come around and pick up the buckets as tribute to the old lady grub
in whose belly the sex juice goes to mix with all the other horny trolls contributions in a gross orgiastic slurry
and when thats all sat around long enough she pops out hundreds of colorful wiggly fuckers that grow up into the upstanding grey gentlemen and ladies we cohabitate meteors with today
so when karkat sees a bucket hes not thinking "OH A CONVENIENT CYLINDRICAL IMPLEMENT FOR CARRYING SOAP AND WATER FROM FLOOR TO FLOOR FOR MY TROLL CINDERELLA COSPLAY"
hes thinking "WHY DID SOMEONE JUST LAUNCH A SEX TOY THROUGH A GLOWING GREEN DOG PORTAL INTO MY FACE????"
and thats why sometimes he gets a lil uppity about our human promiscuity all leaving cleaning supplies lying around and shit
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What the fuck.
That is disgusting.
Dave, are you pulling my leg? Because that sounds like a gross, exaggerated lie and I do not appreciate it.
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particularly when ive got the opportunity to just lay it straight and its still this fucking unbelievably nasty
you can ask karkat if you want but hell get embarrassed
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I'm not delving into another bout of stupid social fumbling with him!
Geez...
Can we just never speak of that stuff again and I'll. You know. Refrain from bucket-possession for the rest of my life?
Please, Dave?
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your wish is my command
also this isnt really a topic to avoid per se but like
hell never admit this but hes really bummed about being the only troll here with the world all tooled to human sensibilities
im still struggling myself with how to make him comfy with that if its even possible so just know that thats a thing
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I think I can understand that.
I mean, there are most definitely perspectives on things that he has that don't translate well if he brings them up to us. And he's literally in an entirely new body here, right? I do remember trolls do not look like us.
Why don't you both try dressing up as trolls sometime? Just for the heck of it. Unless that isn't going to help...
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unless someone helps me
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I'm not exactly a costume makeup person, Dave.