[Dave considers this, then inclines his head the slightest bit.]

Yeah, naturally. I can feel all the mystic aura shit just oozing off of it.

[You know your circle of friends at home is weird when Tanaka Gundam, Supreme Overlord of Ice, is the closest anyone's come in a month to speaking your language.]

There've gotta be more where this came from, though, right? You know, for like. Warding off inclement weather, or meteor showers, or trolls. Where can I get a troll one.