did you know he tried to throw me off the roof when i was a baby
it didnt work obviously i guess infant dave had sick ninja skills from the crib which i can believe and i assume he meant to catch me since otherwise he probably wouldnt have brought it up all cavalier with me later though who knows but thats what messed me up about it that he fucking told me???? like it was some hilarious moment we were both in on like haha dave past you was such a stone cold lil motherfucker and here i am being my eight year old self just nodding along trying not to vibrate right out of my velcro because who does that who tells a child they jokingly pretended to try to kill them when they were too young to even process what was happening
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did you know he tried to throw me off the roof when i was a baby
it didnt work obviously
i guess infant dave had sick ninja skills from the crib which i can believe
and i assume he meant to catch me since otherwise he probably wouldnt have brought it up all cavalier with me later though who knows
but thats what messed me up about it
that he fucking told me????
like it was some hilarious moment we were both in on like haha dave past you was such a stone cold lil motherfucker and here i am being my eight year old self just
nodding along
trying not to vibrate right out of my velcro
because who does that
who tells a child they jokingly pretended to try to kill them when they were too young to even process what was happening