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[You'd think Dave would have learned his lesson about anonymity, but maybe learning doesn't stick so well at ass in the morning when he can't sleep. At least it doesn't seem like he's really trying to mask his identity, here. It's just...a plausible deniability thing, maybe. Probably, given the content of his message.]

what was growing up like for you
like
how was your childhood
were you happy

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[Dave doesn't answer for a solid minute.]




did you know he tried to throw me off the roof when i was a baby


it didnt work obviously
i guess infant dave had sick ninja skills from the crib which i can believe
and i assume he meant to catch me since otherwise he probably wouldnt have brought it up all cavalier with me later though who knows
but thats what messed me up about it
that he fucking told me????
like it was some hilarious moment we were both in on like haha dave past you was such a stone cold lil motherfucker and here i am being my eight year old self just
nodding along
trying not to vibrate right out of my velcro
because who does that
who tells a child they jokingly pretended to try to kill them when they were too young to even process what was happening