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[You'd think Dave would have learned his lesson about anonymity, but maybe learning doesn't stick so well at ass in the morning when he can't sleep. At least it doesn't seem like he's really trying to mask his identity, here. It's just...a plausible deniability thing, maybe. Probably, given the content of his message.]

what was growing up like for you
like
how was your childhood
were you happy

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[veggie_vamp]

I'm not sure! He doesn't really have anyone else. He never talks about his life before he met me and my mom.

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[callbacks]

oh
so
just...you and your dad huh?

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[veggie_vamp]

Yep! That's our family!

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you never got lonely or anything?

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[veggie_vamp]

Well it wasn't like we were ALONE, you know? I still went to schools, but like, all vampire-schools, and I got to hang out at the vampire court!

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[callbacks]

like
a food court
or a basketball court
or a prince and princess thing

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[veggie_vamp]

Princess! Like, all kinds of nobles and stuff. I didn't know it at the time, but I was BFFs with the vampire queen!

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[callbacks]

oh thats pretty cool
is she nice

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[veggie_vamp]

Totes nice, she became an actress!

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isnt that kind of a step down from being a queen
like financially

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[veggie_vamp]

Well, the truth was she was afraid of the responsibility, and she didn't think she was good enough. But I managed to convince her!

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aw thats cool of you
i guess vampire buddies gotta stick together
you know my sister was dating a sort of vampire
at least i think they were dating
im not sure they ever slapped a label on it

[Is there any point in still maintaining his anonymity here...]

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[veggie_vamp]

[Well, she doesn't have a clue, but then even if she knew him that well, she'd still not click things together...]

Awwww, that's so sweet! So that means you and I are going to get along really well!

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you think
you dont even actually know me

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[veggie_vamp]

This conversations' told me a lot about you!

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uh
really?

[Shit. That was not his intent.]

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[veggie_vamp]

Yep! Now we can be besties!

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[callbacks]

well
you might have to take it up with my best bro for life for the honor
but if we meet some time when i dont have the online equivalent of a paper bag over my face then like sure i dont know i guess we could hang out

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[veggie_vamp]

Awesome! Keep an eye out for me!