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[You'd think Dave would have learned his lesson about anonymity, but maybe learning doesn't stick so well at ass in the morning when he can't sleep. At least it doesn't seem like he's really trying to mask his identity, here. It's just...a plausible deniability thing, maybe. Probably, given the content of his message.]
what was growing up like for you
like
how was your childhood
were you happy
what was growing up like for you
like
how was your childhood
were you happy
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try not to think too hard about it
[and that's the Nasuverse in a nutshell.]
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Time bullshit and magic bullshit.
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my fucking condolences dude thats pretty rank
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you know i didnt actually get your name
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or you could do a portmanteau
cu chulancer
shaves a few characters off your tweeting limit