He didn't ask me if he could climb the tree, John! And he seemed to know what he was doing? I AM NOT A CERTIFIED CHILDCARE ASSISTANT POKÉMON, JOHN. HELP. ME.
[Oh god, Wart's finally cracking under the pressure. He was not trained for this, this is not in Being a Starter Pokémon for Goomies.
Dave, on the other hand, seems completely unfazed.]
Your brains is soft and malleable, buttnerd. I caughted a Pokémon. [He presses the ball protectively to his little chest.] A cool Pokémon. The coolest.
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[Oh god, Wart's finally cracking under the pressure. He was not trained for this, this is not in Being a Starter Pokémon for Goomies.
Dave, on the other hand, seems completely unfazed.]
Your brains is soft and malleable, buttnerd. I caughted a Pokémon. [He presses the ball protectively to his little chest.] A cool Pokémon. The coolest.