[John has to admit it's kind of weird looking down on Dave for once, but this isn't the first time this has happened. At least this time he's not surrounded by seven other small babies who can't even talk.]

Hey, little kids aren't allowed to swear. Also, I am the big man now, Dave. It's me. How does that make you feel?

[He crouches down, though. He is here to help Dave in addition to mercilessly teasing him.]

Do you want a piggy back ride? I can bring you back to the hotel.