[Saliva-coated fingers wouldn't scream pale passion even if Dave weren't a fucking sweep old (he's almost certain now), but god is Karkat going to shove his moirail into the nearest pile once he's back to his usual age. He'd like to think the thought isn't an entirely selfish one, but then considering that the asshole doesn't seem traumatized or even remotely alarmed by losing those six additional sweeps... ugh. Okay, no, he can think about what kind of trash he is later; right now, he has a tiny human to escort to Burger Slowking.
(Bonus: Burger Slowking has a fucking bathroom with soap and water he can use to PURGE THE FILTH FROM HIS HANDS. Actually, Dave could probably use washing up, too. Augh, are all children this sticky and/or disgusting? Asked the grub-eating space bug.)
The quip about the coffee has him faltering before he even tries to match the pace Dave has set, but he's too alarmed by the thought of falling behind to not catch up after a second or two. Dave still remembers. If he can just hold on to that thought, maybe this won't be so bad? Fuck, he sounds like something out of Tavros's stupid fairy tales. He blames Dave for his infectious wiggler mindset. Or something.
He's starting to smile just a little, though.]
Yeah, I saw. Is that a new Pokémon? I've never seen one like it around before.
[Then again, he hasn't gone out much for Reasons.]
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(Bonus: Burger Slowking has a fucking bathroom with soap and water he can use to PURGE THE FILTH FROM HIS HANDS. Actually, Dave could probably use washing up, too. Augh, are all children this sticky and/or disgusting? Asked the grub-eating space bug.)
The quip about the coffee has him faltering before he even tries to match the pace Dave has set, but he's too alarmed by the thought of falling behind to not catch up after a second or two. Dave still remembers. If he can just hold on to that thought, maybe this won't be so bad? Fuck, he sounds like something out of Tavros's stupid fairy tales. He blames Dave for his infectious wiggler mindset. Or something.
He's starting to smile just a little, though.]
Yeah, I saw. Is that a new Pokémon? I've never seen one like it around before.
[Then again, he hasn't gone out much for Reasons.]