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[SO SMALL. Also illiterate, which makes... an awful sort of sense, considering the difficulties Dave has been having with speaking. Karkat's not sure how the fuck that's even supposed to work, but all the theories he's come up with so far are sort of horrifying and okay maybe Dave is just doing a very good job of hiding how much the age regression is getting to him. Or... oh god, what if he doesn't even know how much it would bother him if he was back to normal, holy fuck this is so messed up. The second they're done walking and he's sure doing so won't alarm him, Karkat is going to hug the shit out of this dumb pink wiggler, just you wait.

... He's straying from the point. Again. Fuck, what were they talking abouNAMES, RIGHT. Huh. That. Wait, really?]

Uh. Yeah, okay. [??? HE DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY YES, HOW DID] What kind of name did you want for him? Something like what you have for your other Pokémon?

[Please say no, he's not sure he can willingly induce the amount of brain trauma necessary to come up with names that fucking stupid.]