[... This is so fucking unfair. He's stupid enough about Dave already, why is this a thing. The second he's back to normal, he's getting such an earful.

Also, hahaha what.]

Since when do you give a fuck if your Pokémon are boys or girls? You named one "Snow Cone Machete." And "Ronzoni," whatever the fuck that is.

[Probably some weird human thing, much like everything else that comes out of Dave's mouth. Karkat magnanimously doesn't point this out, though, instead keeping half an eye on his mini moirail's antics and trying very hard not to despair for his lingering sanity. What the fuck is even happening right now, who walks like that.]

Tell me what completely fucking arbitrary definition you're using for "cool" or "ironic" today and maybe I'll have a single goddamn clue what kind of name you're looking for.