[... Okay, gross sticky child fingers are much less endearing than mispronounced words. The charm may be fading a little, except that Dave's moronic bouncing is—you know what, fuck it, he's just going to assume this is some kind of human evolutionary defense mechanism. Their young is simultaneously too disgusting too approach and too cute to want to murder from a distance. That's probably how it works, right? He'll have to ask Dave when he's back to normal, or perhaps Jade when they get back to the hotel. John is not an option because he's probably already busy handing out rabbits or something, who even fucking knows.
Karkat sighs faintly as Dave prattles on, more relieved than he'll ever admit that at least the mindless blather erupting from his ignorance spout is familiar. Only Dave could be this pointlessly annoying.]
Age. Epoch. [you know, like epic as in awesome as in cool HA HA HA no] Era. Eon. Aeon, if you want to be really fucking pretentious. Wait, your planet isn't even that old, is it?
[How much is a bazillion. Is that even a word. Why is he expecting rational responses from a miniature version of Dave, that's stupidity on a level that... is probably typical of Past Karkat in general. Never fucking mind.]
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Karkat sighs faintly as Dave prattles on, more relieved than he'll ever admit that at least the mindless blather erupting from his ignorance spout is familiar. Only Dave could be this pointlessly annoying.]
Age. Epoch. [
you know, like epic as in awesome as in cool HA HA HA no] Era. Eon. Aeon, if you want to be really fucking pretentious. Wait, your planet isn't even that old, is it?[How much is a bazillion. Is that even a word. Why is he expecting rational responses from a miniature version of Dave, that's stupidity on a level that... is probably typical of Past Karkat in general. Never fucking mind.]