[Karkat suspects nothing. It is the perfect crime. Also, not really, but he's damn well going to try, as seen by how he... uhhhh, fuck. Should he try a human piggyback or wait no, fuck that, Wart could lift Dave, so obviously a hardened warrior such as himself will have no trouble at all.
He bends to pick Dave up and oh dear god what does this child eat. He's stubbornly going to keep at it but wow, maybe he should have thought this through first.
Momentarily(?), Karkat emerges triumphant(?) with a small child held more or less securely in his arms, in sort of maybe good range to see the menu. He chances a few steps closer, adjusts his hold on Dave, and takes a peek at what's available himself.]
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He bends to pick Dave up and oh dear god what does this child eat. He's stubbornly going to keep at it but wow, maybe he should have thought this through first.
Momentarily(?), Karkat emerges triumphant(?) with a small child held more or less securely in his arms, in sort of maybe good range to see the menu. He chances a few steps closer, adjusts his hold on Dave, and takes a peek at what's available himself.]
So. What do you want?