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[digiorno]

that's cute
that's adorable
okay if you get a giant bouquet in the next couple of days

excuse me

WHEN you get a giant bouquet in the next couple of days
it's from me
okay

[callbacks]

ok
you can also like sign it with your name dude its ok
or give it to us slash her in person since shes the one who actually understands flowers
i mean youre RIGHT THERE

[digiorno]

okay but

1. it's more surprising to get a SURPRISE bouquet, SURPRISINGLY, than have someone hand it to you
2. i'm going to sign my name, also, but i don't want you to attack the flowers or something out of paranoia
3. what if you're not home when i come by i'd have to search the entire block and a half of this city for you????? that would take up FIVE ENTIRE MINUTES of my day

[callbacks]

1. fair
2. also fair
3. you could text me and then id be there instantly or faster

[callbacks]

um

[blackmass]

What.

[callbacks]

well i mean
meridiana lives here
and so does ryoji now too

[blackmass]

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

Before ANYONE ELSE sees it.

[callbacks]

ill see what i can do

[blackmass]

Either you take care of it or I will, I'm in no mood for this today of all days.

[kirei......]

[callbacks]

today?



the
fifth night of hanukkah?

[blackmass]

[pictured: 'whoops'.]

Still Catholic, so not exactly.

One could say that today is the anniversary of a terrible disaster where I come from.

[callbacks]

oh
uh
sorry?

[blackmass]

Apologies are unnecessary. It's the sort of disaster that was terrible for everyone except myself.

[callbacks]

oh
congratulations??
did everyone die at your birthday party

[blackmass]

Not yet. Next year, perhaps.

[callbacks]

............................
is today your birthday????

[blackmass]

I assumed from your last comment that you'd rather pieced that together.

[oops.]

[callbacks]

no i
inside joke
with myself
shit dude you couldve said something we wouldve gotten you stuff!

[blackmass]

Why on earth would I say something? I don't need anything from you. The scarf and the lavender from Everett were already more than necessary.

[callbacks]

man
not even like hilarious last minute knickknack shit?
i just dont understand people who dont like presents

[digiorno]

but dave
what if you are sleeping

[blackmass]

I don't expect you to understand it. I just don't care about the kind of things most people do. That's all there is to it.

[callbacks]

first of all why would you give us a thing during normal people sleeping hours
second of all
do you really think a thing as trivial as sleep would keep me from answering a text ever
gg
how long have you known me

[digiorno]

almost everyone i know is a chronic insomniac due to horrific trauma and sleeps when they can so, you know
also
about two weeks?