Or: LOVE IN THE TIME OF CRANE GAMES

Crane Game Winnings:
76. Magic eight-ball: Who needs a psychic when you've got this?
84. A cross stitch pattern and thread and needle: The guide instructs you on how to stitch the timeless phrase: "Behold, my field of fucks. Look upon it and see that it is barren."
74. A small, functional hand-fan: For those uh-oh summer nights.
88. A packet of instant tattoos: Get edgy, temporarily.
80. Fried-end: A handheld digital friend, just for you! Don't forget to feed it, now.
9. Pork bun: steaming and fresh, ready to be consumed on-site. Consumed on-site.
100. Cherry lipgloss: It tastes delicious, though it's incredibly sticky.
66. A deck of cards: complete with unsettling smiling faces depicted on the back.
43. A black t-shirt: the white text boldly proclaims: "IF YOU DON'T LIKE ANIME, MAYBE YOU'RE JUST TOO BAKA FOR IT".

Other:
Promise Ring: A silver ring set with an emerald and a diamond. Matches Meridiana's.
Ninja Turtle Camera: An analog 35 millimeter SLR in hot pink, with sparkly Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles decal stickers. From Roxy.

RUBY CITY

Meridiana: BESIDES THE FINGER BLING, Meridiana also gets some cute new winter boots
Dirk: The aforementioned rabbit
Tonika: Does Dave just have a thing about bunnies? Also some oats for Princess Amalthea Isolde the Seventh, Many Be Her Names
Fugo: A tacky strawberry scarf to go with his tacky everything
Giorno: 'Cause FuGio's a set, and to thank him for his help
Kirei: Where did he find all these
Reimi: This headband, but in pink
Ryoji: WHO'S THE MARSHMALLOW NOW

VICTORY ROAD

Jade: What do you want from him, he's destitute after the December birthdays
Karkat: It's a Krabby
John: The Pokémon versions of his favorite Christmas movies
Dirk: Birthday) A set of My Little Ponyta bedsheets
Christmas) A mug that says "World's #1 #2 Bro" on it and a heartfelt remix of Unite Synchronization
Jane: Cute oven mitts
Roxy: A pillow and a big box of the Good chocolates
Terezi: Sweet red replacement shades. Never let it be said he is not a bro.
Penny: Copper penny stockings even though that's kind of a weird gift to get a girl who's basically your adopted sister
Ashley: Various book socks
Rakka: A big, huggable Togekiss plush
Frisk: A Jirachi doll, some macarons, and a card reminding them they can all Save one another from here on out
Ford: Hanukkah) A slip for one (1) free Shuckle egg, as soon as he gets Jade or Karkat's input and/or assistance with breeding a couple of his squad.

PERMISSIONS

[OOC]:
Backtagging: Yes.
Threadhopping: Heck yes.
Fourthwalling: Unlikely, but sure, if you want?
Offensive subjects: No objections OOCly!

[IC]:
Touching this character: He probably won't let anyone but Meridiana touch him for a longo time; if he's initiated contact first, though, chances are he's probably okay with it.
Kissing this character: Yeah no don't even try
Flirting with this character: You can but he's
Fighting with this character: Talk with me (asherdashery)! I am not very good at threading fights so I'd like to have an idea what will go down.
Injuring this character: Talk with me, I will almost definitely say yes.
Killing this character: If you want to really upset a sweet Victorian lady... But also, talk with me.
Using telepathy/mind-reading: Absolutely! Dave is pretty much an open book; he has no mental shielding to speak of and no experience masking his emotions in any way that counts. Let me know if you need to know what he's thinking.

ABOUT THE FOURTH WALL

Dave is every inch a pop culture gourmet, so chances are, if your character's canon was live on pre-2009 Earth, there's a chance he's heard of it. There's also a chance he's met other members of your character's canon through his connections with danganroleplay.

My default state is to keep him from mentioning those things, so if you're worried and don't want him to bring somethng up, I gotcha covered. If you're okay, though, with his knowing and/or mentioning your character's canon as a fictional entity or another world he may have come in contact with at some point, please let me know by filling out the little form at the bottom of this section!

Also, due to Dave's background and his subsequent stay in Dangan Roleplay, triggering content may arise in conversations with him. Such topics include child abuse, child death, murder, and manipulation, among others. You can opt out of any or all such topics below. Comments are screened.

Dave also texts like this with no goddamn punctuation. If you'd prefer not to deal with his walls o' cherry courier, let me know with the form! You can also comment here if you'd prefer I didn't thread with you at all for any or no reason. No hard feelings.

<b>Character Name:</b> <b>Canon Name:</b> <b>Can Dave know of your character's canon?</b> Yes/No <b>Are there topics you'd rather I avoid?</b> <b>Would you prefer I not tag you with colored text?</b> Yes/No